Sean Koh further destroys himself with this nonsense

Taken from the blog of Mr Kiam Pa aka Sean Koh Tze Seng... everyone make some noise!! (BOOOOOOOOOO)

Time flies man, in one blink of an eye, its the last day of year 2008. I am going to blog about the year 2008 for the first time right now! When i compare the pros and the cons, i am very sure that the pros out weight the cons! I am very glad to say that year 2008 is a GREAT YEAR FOR ME! I get almost anything i want within my own means. Look at my year 2008 entries, its unbelievable that i actually did or gone through such things!

- Sean koh started off with buying UZAP for slimming purpose? Actually i didn't use that very often either because i don't have time or i am lazy to use it.-Sean koh move on to going to Expression for more greater slimming effects? Actually i did that out of curiosity and wanting to try out whether it works or not. I am proud to say that it really works. I really slim down alot and what matters is that, after the whole package, i have got few abs effect from the result of slimming. From a very large tummy to now not so big tummy. My appetite has also decrease over the time during my slimming period. I really eat anything like nobody business before the slimming period. I learnt quite alot from expressions as well. Thank you Expressions and your staff.

-Sean koh went to Beijing 101 to have a hair treatment for fun? Actually i did that out of curiosity as well. I want to experience how its like to go through such process and learnt quite alot from the consultant as well. I even got phycho by the consultant to sign up a hair treatment package which costs $1000 to $2000 and lucky my parents stop me and i am enlighten. Look at how those consultant phycho people and you will really fall into the trap. Sometimes in life, there is no need to go though certain things that is not really necessary.

-Sean koh suddenly went insane and pay for a small amount of money for a facial trial and spend $1200 on 30 facial packages. Actually i find that its good to treat your skin when you are young. Especially when your skin condition is not that bad yet, trust me you will know it for yourself next time. It wasn't easy to born with very good skin complex like Jeanette aw. No one is born to have lots of pimples on their face, its how people handle or take good care of it. If you want to look good, you have got to take good care of it. For me, i use my own facial products and seek professionals to help out for me. This is not a need but a demand for luxury. I am stil young with not much burden on me and i didn't really need that large amount of money yet so i spend it on grooming purpose. You should know that when you neglect your face when you are young, when you grow up, not only you need to spend a very large amount of money on treatment, the effect of the result will be slow too. I rather spend the money on my face than to buy a men's LV bag? Please, i don't think it is worth it to buy the super high end brand when i am still a teenager. Though this amount of money i can last for quite a long time as well as to buy many other branded goods but i have it all already. I will only yearn to have MORE of it thats all.

-Sean koh went to buy himself lots of unnecessary branded material stuff for his own use. Even he has it already but he will always demand for more of it. He keep buying more and more things and when it get out of control, certain things have to be clear to store the new stuff. He always over-pamper himself over the limit and this is not a good thing.

-Sean koh always yearn for good food. He always go for good food and ignore all the normal food. He will complain when the food is not to his liking and he will not bother to eat it. He knows that good food is able to bright up his day so he is moving toward this direction. True enough that i really loves good food. Who doesn't like good food anyway? Its a bless being able to taste and eat good food man! Don't you know how much hardwork is put into it, to prepare such a heavenly food? I eat to live, live my life to the fullest. Of course you have to take note of what you eat either, health is more important than anything else.

-Sean koh is treated well by his favourites artistes! Be it any form of good treatment he get, he really appreciate it very much. Fate doesn't come easily and when it comes, i will cherish it. One of the person i have alot of fate with, is a very popular photographer called Angie. I will always met her at the same bus stop/interchange/sit. I am very glad that my favourites has treat me very well in the year 2008 and the time and effort i have put in, is worth while. I get to learn many things from them and all the behind the scene situation. Thank you so much, Felicia Chin, Joanne Peh, Patricia Mok, Zoe Tay. The 4 of my favourites is the one i spend the most time with and got a better understanding of them over the years. Thank you so much dear! (You forgot your 'dearest' Sun Yanzi, you idiot!!)

-Sean koh went to try out acting in the year 2008. Be it part times or extras, he enjoy it very much! Although my passion in acting is not there but in life, there is a need to try out different things. Since the start of acting, i really learnt alot of things that normal people don't usually see or know. You will never know how exhausting or hell for the peoples behind the scenes. Its really a good exposure and experience for me lah. I get to know more peoples, more friends and more foes. XDDDD Whatever it is, he never regret getting involve in such things. As a saying goes, moderation is the word.

-Sean koh doesn't have alot of TRUE FRIENDS but i am glad that i have some friends who are really true to me and i have got FB as well! I find this enough already. What i heard from my uncle is true, having too many friends is not a good thing. For example you have got few hundred friends and there is only 365 days a year and you can't possibly be meeting them out everyday right? This also apply to all the famous people or the celebrities, true enough? I am not the type that likes to meet people out everyday for fun or what. I only do that once in a while, i like to have time of my own to live it peacefully doing things that i like. In life, one will meet all kinds of people. Do not judge a book by its cover and there is a need to put in an extra effort to find out whats inside the book. I always focus alot on people who are TRUE. Once i realise that they are not true, a solution will be decide later. I rather make enemies with people than to keep those people who are not true. I won't allow people who are up to no good to do anything funny with me.

What i want to improve for the year 2009? A new start, a new life.

-Sean koh wants to improve his EQ. He wants to try to get along well with others. EQ is the MOST important thing in the world, without it no matter how high is your IQ, you won't survive for long. I am trying to improve my EQ with what i can do. My imagination always run wild when i don't get what is going on lah! Paranoid is one of my greatest weakness!

-Sean koh wants to stay happy always!!!!!! He always try to stay happy always during the ups and downs, high or low period of his life! =)

-Sean koh wants to take a step at a time for his life. He know he is not born with a very intelligent brain so he is trying to improve on that.

SEAN KOH = chidlish, stupid, retarded, longwinded, bigtime joker, abominable, despicable, obsessed, self-destructive, vain, arrogant, blah blah blah. MAY HE BURN IN HELL SOON!!!

MKP's obsession with weight

"People who have the size of mine, continuous eating will only make you grow fat. This explains why those sugar cane only have muscles and not fats. Knowing that one is too tall and skinny, is not a good thing either. Knowing that you are fat is definitely not a good thing too! My size is the average one just nice, not too fat, not too skinny. Seriously, Sean Koh doesn't really like people who are either too skinny or too fat!"

I thought you prefer to be skinny? Exactly what do you mean you 'don't really like people who are too skinny or too fat?' If that's really the case, then you shouldn't even go crazy over Stefanie Sun in first place!! Fancy you being rather "smart and law-abiding" when in reality, you are NOT!!!

New entry on the Abominable Sean Koh

Let me say this again... this Sean Koh is truly one abominable, despicable, unrepentant son of a bitch!! He still keeps thinking that he's always right when in actual fact, HE IS SO FULL OF CORRUPTION AND FILTH. Your brain is totally full of shit, you know what I mean??? Because of his low-life status and low mentality, I have decided to shrink his words to the smallest fonts possible, simply because he does not deserve any respect at all!!! If you wanna know what he typed in one of his latest blog entries, do copy the following text, paste it in Microsoft Word and expand the font size to a larger size. Enjoy reading ;-)

Sean Koh, may I remind you that the word is MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL, NOT A MOLE OUT OF A MOLEHILL!!!! This goes to show how low your IQ really is!!! And don't even bother about 'switching brains' with your older brother!!!

Somebody is just making a MOLE out of a molehill. Seriously, i don't know what he is trying to do. I have never come across such a person like him before. Because of such a petty matter, making a big fuss out of it! Now that his hits has suddenly SHOT all the way up high in the sky, i bet he must be damn happy about it.
I was really having a bad luck to met him at the movie preview. Jess told me that he wanted to make friend with me but i think otherwise now. Totally regretted it, i really don't know that he was ACTUALLY the one, who pick on my entries, making a big HOO HA out of it. When i first read his blog, i got a big shock, after some observation, i realise it was him. The first impression has already gone right down to the drain. I am so disappointed with you, whatever it is, who cares?
There was another DONKEY who is far more worse than him but i choose not to give him any attention at all. Yes, this time round i did return this guy back the attention he want. You can say whatever you like about me because honesty i don't really care. I am very used to such negative comments, i received from others. =) You are nobody to me, by right i shouldn't give u any attention at all. I will end whatever that is going on soon. There is no need for me to waste my time and effort on you at all.My time is precious, i should spend more time with my friends, family and the artistes. You don't deserve anything from me.
To everyone out there, next time if you saw me outside, do not approach me. I will be very uncivilised when i do not know a person. Who knows that if they do read my blog and are one of those who didn't like me. If you are one of those who like me, i suggest you can let me know through online. My appearance is forever changing, i can dress in a different manner, wear something special or change hairstyle. It won't be easy to recognise me, yes i do look different from my blog display pictures to a large extent. The reason is, it was taken long long time ago.
In the past not many nuffnangers view my blog because im not expose much to nuffnang. Now that this incident has happened, i have got 3 rows of nuffnangers who is viewing my blog, instead of one row. AND my unique hits has suddenly OVERSHOT all the way up 200 to 250 and sorry i don't need you to attract the extra hits for me. I will still get the average hits everyday, which is my motivation. Alright, i will put an end to it right now. There is no time for me to waste on such foolish people. He can continue to write whatever he likes for all i care already. J, i am so disappointed with you, that's about it.
P/s: I am not so much affected by what is going on yah! I get over things quite easily, i can say! =) Oh a happier note, pat return me my sms that she have finally got the stuff! Cheers! =) I wonder what to buy for dear Felicia leh. Is like her fans have got her whatever stuff already. Hmm shall plan with Cheryn sooner or later bah. Dear Feli, you know the both of us misses you! =) Aiya busy busy busy!!!! Got exams and stuff related going on! Will be free only during Nov!!!! I am looking forward to December!!!!!!!! =)

List of opponents for MKP wrestler...

In no particular order, this is the list of wrestlers scheduled to face MKP in the Smackdown vs Raw 2007 game...

1. Batista (Batista Bomb!!)
2. Big Show (Showstopper)
3. Booker T (Book End, Scissors Kick)
4. Bret Hart (Sharpshooter)
5. CM Punk (Go To Sleep)
6. Edge (Spear!!)
7. Hulk Hogan (leg drop)
8. Jeff Hardy (Swanton Bomb)
9. John Cena (FU and STFU)
10. Kane (Chokeslam)
11. Kurt Angle (Angle Slam and Ankle Lock)
12. Mark Henry (Strongest Slam)
13. Mas Selamat (yes, him too!!!)
14. Matt Hardy (Twist of Fate)
15. Mick Foley (Mandible Claw, Double Arm DDT)
16. Mr Kennedy (Green Bay Plunge)
17. Randy Orton (RKO)
18. Rey Mysterio (619!!)
19. Ric Flair (Figure Four leglock, Grapefruit Claw!!)
20. Shawn Michaels (Sweet Chin Music!!)
21. Stone Cold Steve Austin (Stone Cold Stunner!!)
22. The Boogeyman (Boogeyslam!!)
23. The Great Khali (Brain Chop!!)
24. The Rock (Rock Bottom, People's Elbow!!)
25. Triple H (Pedigree!!)
26. The Undertaker (Tombstone, Last Ride!!)

MKP boasting about his own self yet again

Thank you so much my dear readers for coming back to my blog everyday! XDDDD Cheers! I know that i am NOT alone, i have got HUNDREDS of people who is here with me here in my blog everyday! Thanks for everything man! Your action that is to view and read my blog motivate me alot! I know i got some loyal unknown friends reading my blog too! I know my friends read my blog too and i will only read those blog that i like yah! I also found out that artistes do read too! =))! Pure boring and nothing interesting blog is a total waste of my precious time!

Readers motivate you, MY ASS!!! Your ego is much bigger than your brain I feel!!! I have three words for ya, Sean... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!


Sorry if i didn't reply you guys when you complimented my blog. In my heart, i thank you for THAT! Glad to know many people are finding my blog very interesting and love to read it! My entires have got a wide range of varities and you get to see and know many thing! My life is like so happening and intersting to the extent of having so many things to blog about!
Your life 'happening and interesting'??? Exactly what do you mean by that??? Your life is so full of corruption and filth, those are the facts!!!


Look at the number of entries i blog the last month and i got a shock! It was 80 ENTRIES within a month! Once again, thanks for being with me, greatly appreciated! WOO HOO!
Yaya papaya!! It's all thanks to your own arrogance and overconfidence!!!


I don't really CARES about those who didn't like me or people whom i dislike because they are just NOBODY to me. Nothing at all and neither can they affect me in one way or the other! =) As mention before, so long as NO physical harm is involve, all is well! If not i will make sure i will sent them to the prison!!!! Let see who will have the LAST LAUGH! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!WOO HOO!!!!!WOO HOO!!!
Since you refuse to do some self-reflection and realize your own errors, you might just as well GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Unrepentant bastard!!! I won't be surprised if the mirrors in your house break every time you try to look at yourself...!!


Those who don't like me, i didn't ask you to read my blog. If you don't like my entry then just get lost. =) If you don't like me why still bother to read my blog every single day? Please, it is NOT necessary that you read my blog, i have to read yours too. Some of those i don't like, your blog is simply pure boring can? Nothing much and i find that you doesn't have a LIFE at all. =)
Excuse me, Sean Koh Tze Seng??? YOU are the one with NO LIFE!!! And we don't even need scientific proof for that!!! I am creating these entries on behalf of all those MediaCorp fans who truly HATE you!!!

More bootlicking from MKP

This new entry by the despicable MKP really makes my blood boil to the maximum. About time I bring back Project MKP to a full-time basis!! Words in red indicate evidence of extreme bootlicking and words that can induce pure anger.

I feel so touched right now. Thank you so much dear Felicia!!!! Thanks for brightening up my day! Its been few months since i last saw you and today fate really brought us together! I feel really touched that u still show me so much care and concern!!!! I love you dear.
Wait a minute!! I thought you said that you're 'focus fully on Yanzi for good'??? I myself don't deny that I also love Fel, but I wouldn't use big words to express my love for her or anyone!!! I'm not an arogant prick like you!!!

I thought after so long we will like just drift away and i will feel very sad if that happens. I realise that not only this didn't happen but u have shown me even more care and concern as compared to the last time! From the bottom of my heart, i am really grateful to you.
YOUR BRAIN IS REALLY FULL OF SHIT!!!!!

I walk towards the wardrope and wanting to return my clothes and i saw dear Felicia! If my eyes didn't play prank on me, i saw her car, the next thing i knew is that she just came out of the car!I shouted out 'EHHHHH' then dear feli turn back and shouted out, is that SEAN? I say yes!!!!!I quickly walk towards her excitedly and she also walk towards me even faster than i did!!!
Are you very sure that Felicia walked towards you at a very fast pace and complimented on you??? I strongly doubt it!!! And the word is WARDROBE, YOU IDIOT!!!

She move very close to me and take a good look at me and started asking me alot of questions! That tells me that she still cares for me!!!! I told her very long never see you already and she say yeah and i look like some korean guy now with my hairstyle. She complimented me and ask what drama i was involve in and some other questions!!!
You still look ugly with your new hairstyle please!!! I doubt she would even ask you about your new drama or something...!!!

I am too engross in her and didn't quite focus on what she ask about me. All i know is that, thanks dear i didn't expect you to be so damn nice to me!!!
She has always been a nice girl, you fool!! NOT LIKE YOU, A COLD-HEARTED, BOOTLICKING, ARROGANT BASTARD!!!

Oh my god, i couldn't believe this is actually happening!!! Am i dreaming or what? Slap my face and i realise that i am fully conscious!!!! Dear Feli has never shown me so much concern as before, i can feel it!!!! Oh my god!!!!!! I feel so happy!!!!!
It would be so much better if you smash your own brain with a sledgehammer till you lose all consciousness and become a vegetable 4 LIFE!!! Now THAT'S COOL!!! :-)

Felicia, i know that i have not been going to ur events and stuff related for a long long time. All you need to know is that even if i am not present there, my heart will be with you too. You know that i am true to you and i know that you are true to me too!
BULLSHIT!!!! Fel would never acknowledge that fact!!!

One of the reason i didn't want to attend your events is because of your fans, i just couldn't get along well with most of them and i didn't want to make things difficult for you too.
Good you know that very well!! Therefore you should forget about attending her birthday party should there be one this year!!! I still haven't forgotten about your conflicts with the Fel fans in the original MDC forums last year, and how you joined the forums with the sole purpose of getting 1000 posts in less than a month, and ended up getting BANNED for good... not once but THRICE!!!

Felicia, i know you are a very understanding person so no worries yah! STAY HAPPY ALWAYS!!!!! MUACKS!
Like I said before, you better stick to lusting after Yanzi, Sean!! You are so damn bloody childish and hypocritical!!! You really wouldn't like me when I'm angry!!!

Analysis on MKP's behavior for the new month

The first week of October has not even passed yet, and already MKP's post count for this month had shot up to 22??? And his post total for last month was a staggering, agonizing and blood-boiling 80??? WTF!!! :-@

Alas in some of his most recent posts, he's admitted to being an insane, self-obsessed, attention-seeking asshole; moreover, he even goes to claim that he 'doesn't care what others say or think about him'. Seems like he's not even the least interested in doing some self-reflection and finding out on his own flaws, or changing himself for the better. May he suffer in hell for all we care. I guess I better start working on recording the WWE journey of MKP's character against several wrestlers in Smackdown vs Raw 2007... (evil smirk)

And... and... and... should there be a birthday party for Felicia anytime this month, HE BETTER NOT SIGN UP OR SHOW UP FOR IT!!! Otherwise, there will be hell to pay!!!