Sunday, August 31, 2008

Letter from the Devil (finale for Project MKP)

I feel this is a fitting end for Project MKP... many many thanks to Naomi for sending this email!! :-)

I received this "letter" from a friend just yesterday morning. This can really make you think. It actually made me really mad while I was reading it, but it made me realize some things. Plus,I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last line... read it and you'll know what I mean.
I seriously hope this can serve as a wake-up call to people who have fallen too deeply in love with the desires of the world as well as themselves. This applies to incorrigible and rotten people like Mr Kiam Pa.

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or bother to pray before going to bed last night. You are so ungrateful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been "going steady for years", and I still don't love you yet. In fact, I hate you, because I hate God. HE kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. XDD

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the "good times" we've had. XDDD

We have been...watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, backstabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. XDDDD

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older than your actual age, and now I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. XDDDDD

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S. If you love me, you won't share this EVER!!! XDDDDDD

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Fourth episode of 'research' on MKP

Here are some of the most recent posts by the infamous and despicable Mr Kiam Pa... most of which sound quite disturbing.

28th August entry (with an NC-16 rating)
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/kids-are-so-lovely.html

I went with Cheryn to the Director condo to help celebrate her daughter birthday and she have got 3 daughters man! Her condo is like so damn far from my house! I have to travel all the way to CCC and take LRT to somewhere and later have to travel a distance again before going into her condo and walk another long distance!
Do you really need to tell everyone the 'full details' on how to get to the director's house??? Such a long-winded ass-clown!!

LOL!I got a shock to see so many hornets on the floor 'walking' when i pass by the shopping mall! I quickly avoid them and walk away. Phews!
Another sign of the Devil drawing you closer to him... tsk tsk. And how can hornets 'walk', may I ask you??? THEY FLY, YOU BODOH!!!

We went into the house and saw so many people man!!!!I don't know any of them other than the director and surprisingly some of them know me and called out my name!
LIAR!!! You think you who??? An international superstar is it??? You are no different from Prince Absolom from the Biblical times. One day you will be stuck to some tree and one of your closest friends will have to kill you.

I counted the number of kids there and i realise there are 20 kids!!!! Omg!!! So lovely!!!! I have never seen so many kids in a house playing around so happily! They are playing with hamsters and some watching cartoon. It was really great man. I observe the kids behaviour and it was so cool! The 3 daughters of the director looks so much like her and is damn cute please!!!!
The most WTF paragraph of all time, after the lustful paragraphs on Sun Yanzi. Mr Koh Tze Seng has gone over the top again... ogling at LITTLE KIDS??? No doubt he's got paedophilic thoughts in his filthy mind... this is totally SICK!!!

27th August entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-i-gave-my-first-kiss-to-xd.html
Since it was her (Junru) birthday each of us gave her a hug and KISS as well! Oh man! I have never kiss anyone before!!!
Are you even sure that's 'your first kiss'??? Don't tell me you 'never kissed your parents' before when you were younger??? You mean those don't 'count' meh???

Junru become the first person whom i give my first kiss to! I won't or will never anyhow give my kiss to anyone except my girlfriend lah! Junru you are honoured man!!!!!
I know I don't have any right to interfere in your social circle of friends, but I seriously think you and Junru can go steady liao. Careful she doesn't break your arm in future, since she got first place for a taekwondo competition, haha!! :-p

At first when i was ask by Jess and wei ming to kiss her and i was quite reluctant to do so lah! But since it was her birthday, after thinking for awhile, i am willing to do that! XDDDD
'Quite' reluctant??? Yeah right, I think deep down inside, you can't wait to kiss Junru lor. And you were imagining that it was Sun Yanzi you were kissing very passionately lor, haha!

Wah it was really something i have never done before, a whole new experience! Kissing on the cheek is okay actually, it stands for friends kiss! But when they ask me to kiss the lip and tongue kiss, i totally rejected them HAHAS!!!! Sinful man!
What you are doing is already a big pile of filth and sin lor!! I mean I know that everyone is born a sinner, but your arrogance, stupidity and overconfidence are already enough evidence on the amount of sin in your life. You are no different from the arrogant and rebllious Absolom in the Bible.
26th August entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/exams-period.html
Oh, my exams are here already.... 2 more weeks, i will be having my holidays! But but i can't really enjoy it because i have got my private Os. The holidays is meant to brush up all my private Os subjects.
Better not waste your time, boy!! And you should spend more time in your studies than blogging tons of crap coming from your brain... whichever part of your body it's located!!

My brother will be back by then and hope he will be free to teach me as well. XD
I simply feel you're an embarassment to your brother, an air force pilot (and as ugly as you). 'Nuff said.

Til now i don't have much confident of passing my private Os because of the lack of enough revision. Been really busy with projects and assignment that is going on.
The main reson why you lack the time for revision is probably because your mind is still flooded with lustful thoughts for Sun Yanzi!!

So far, i am doing fine now finish some of my exams and some of it, i believe i did well.
Are you sure you are doing fine now??? I think you did terribly. You can fool others, but you certainly CAN'T fool God. He knows you inside out, no matter how you try to hide your darkest secrets.

This upcoming exams will be the final one. This 2 weeks is for me to revise and study hard for it. There is one last written paper to go and one assignment exam.
And what are you gonna do if you fail this paper??? Cry like a big baby, I believe!! You will have no choice but to go study in ITE. Look at me, I may not have qualified into poly, but I still completed TWO courses in ITE, and gotten certs!!! If you don't wanna go to ITE, I guess you better serve NS already, boy!!

25th August entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-love-style.html
Actually it was my Ku Ma arrange one. We went to her house first and later follow her to the place. Oh man her house got her Jack Russel dog!!!! I got a shock when the dog start to bark so loudly because i am stranger to him. Later on he know me already and start to play with me! That dog keep jumping onto my hand to play! Took some pictures of him as well, dogs are lovely please!
Another example of how simplistic and stupid MKP can be. I think his brain is much smaller than that of a Stegosaurus (whose brain size is like, the size of a pea?). And his grammar is still as atrocious as ever. His behavior as well as his mentality is already worse than that of his Ku Ma's dog.

After much reconsideration, I have decided not to continue with this mudslinging any longer. I won't gain any profit from it anyway, and if I carry on doing this, I would slowly be drifting away from God. Who knows that a friend of MKP might report this to the admin staff, or even the police? (most recently, 2 youngsters have been jailed for making racist remarks in their blogs) In that way, MKP would really win the war. I shan't fall for his trap any further, and thus tomorrow's entry will be the last episode of Project MKP. No use living in anger because of one person who's not a relative or friend of mine, right? Let this overconfident and childish moron burn in hell for all we care...

Third episode of 'research' on MKP

Don't you just wanna beat Mr Sean Koh Tze Seng to a bloody pulp? This entry sure will get you laughing til you peng san, and also increase your anger factor!

29th August entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/believe-it-or-not.html

Today was a day when i fear of something that is unnatural. Today was a day when i was feeling so afraid of something happening. Today is an unpleasant day for me. Do you believe in ghost? Yes, i do believe in this. I have the sudden urge to listen to Zhou Gong Jiang Gui CD for the first time and i used my laptop to listen. The story was really very scary please!
If the story is scary, then don't listen at all lor!! BLOODY IDIOT. It's true that ghosts do exist, but I personally believe in only one type of ghost... the Holy Spirit as stated in the Bible. And I can see that you have a lot of fear in your heart. Oh, and I only believe in the fact that your mind is full of SHIT!!

Later i started feeling something weird that is going to happen. True enough when i took mrt home with SM, my phone suddenly gone haywire. I realise that there are few water droplets kind of spot appearing on my screensaver. I started pressing the buttons and it doesn't seems to work at all. The phone just hang for no particular reason. I have got no choice but to take out the battery to shut down my phone. When i on it again, there is no response at all. When i return home to charge and restart my phone, likewise there is no response at all!I started to panic because later on i have to meet up with them to go to causeway point to watch the movie 4bia. I have no phone to contact them at all.
HAHAHA... serves you right, you imbecile!! Your first phone got stolen, and your second one got damaged. And do you even need to go into full detail on how you tried to restore your phone's power?

I took out my old phone and trying using it and guess what? No response again! My old phone is always ready for backup but this time round everything just go against my will.
Everything IS going against your will since the very beginning!! And likewise, you are going against God's will all this while!!!

I became furious and flunk my old phone to the wall and the phone drop and crack, nice one! who cares about it? i don't.
WE DON'T CARE EITHER. We only care about getting rid of your pathetic existence!!

I quickly bath and changed before i took mrt to woodlands to meet them. My phone is not working at all and i cannot live without my phone!!!
I already warned you earlier that the hand of God is upon you, and something very bad will happen to you. Seems like the evil spirits have done great wonders to your phone, you arrogant brat!!

My stupid phone is really giving me trouble at the wrong time!!!!! I wanna scold vulgarities!!!! Nah, i don't usually hurl that, i am civilised.
Civilised, MY ASS!!! More like Ch**b**lized, you over-the-top, long-winded, arrogant, malicious, retarded, despicable, sickening freak!! What happened to "Mr Discerning"???

How ah? weekend is going to be busy and i need my phone!!!! I better go do something about it tomorow.
I know what you can do... you can either eat your own shit/mucus/earwax, or go fuck yourself, by simply stuffing that damaged phone up your own anus!! Muahaha!! :-p

My deduction on MKP: he is a certified nutcase, and a paedophile. Nuff said.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Analysis on number of posts for "MKP Central"

That idiot known as Sean Koh Tze Seng didn't post anything particularly interesting so far, but he sure got the highest number of posts for this month, much more than every other month. And for what purpose? To showcase his low IQ and stupidity, I bet!! I mean it is ok for anyone in general to blog at a regular basis, but in the case of this idiot, 95% of his entries are nothing but total BS!!! And the more he posts, the worse his grammar gets, along with his mentality!!! And his ego just keeps getting bigger each and every day.
An in his most recent post, he dares to say that he is "very civilised"?? More like EXTREMELY CH**B**LIZED!!! In his mind, body and soul!!!

Anyway, here is the total number of posts he did so far...

Total number of posts for year 2008: 280
Aug: more than 50!!
Jul: 29
Jun: 38
May: 35
Apr: 19
Mar: 39
Feb: 27
Jan: 40

Total number of posts for year 2007: 183
Dec: 42
Nov: 47
Oct: 25
Sep: 15
Aug: 11
Jul: 23
Jun: 20

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Second episode of 'research' on MKP

Behold Episode 2 of "Project MKP"...

22nd August entry A
http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/cq-cd-autograph-session.html

I am sick of chasing already, i didn't know that Felicia will be there as well. My mind is all about YANZI, YANZI AND MORE YANZI!
Hmmm if you're really 'sick of chasing', when why the hell is your mind still full of filthy thoughts of Sun Yanzi??? Your intelligence is already deteriorating even as you speak.

4 full years of chasing the artistes and i am totally sick of it already.
Hmmph!! I strongly doubt it. The next day, you say you will want to continue chasing them.

From now on, i will channel all my energy into mediacorp which mean doing all kinds of part time there.
Yeah, and your soul will plunge further into eternal damnation.

I have got quite a number of contacts already and they will be able to help me.
No, I don't think so. They will scorn you for being such a childish moron.


Mediacorp is a place where i am very familiar about and feel so happy when i am there because of the great peoples, not including the artistes.
And you think you hold a very high position at Mediacorp??? Mr Lucas Chow and Mr Errol Pang will be so enraged to read this, I can assure you.

I am not going to be like a crazy fan who see the artistes and get so high like what anymore. When i return back to mediacorp next time i will just see them and smile at them, thats all.
Mr Koh Tze Seng, you are already a crazy fan whose arogance and stupidity had incurred the wrath of everyone else. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing 'extensive research' on you right now. And I can't imagine a 'humble' you.

I left the place without having the CD sign because i am really very tired. On the way back home in the mrt, i have a deep thinking about this issue. I don't feel that there is a need to chase anymore. Time to grow up, artistes are human as well, thats what everybody told me in mediacorp. Time to be enlighten Sean Koh.
As far as we know, you will never stay true to your word. We know too well you will not be able to grow up. Soon after this, you will say you wanna go chase after artistes again. So two-faced!! And you will never ever be 'enlightened' cos you don't believe in Jesus.

So long never see Felicia and i find that she seems to change quite abit already.Oh well.I just only want to see Yanzi and thats about it. She is the only one that matters to me now. Will ask more people to help me keep a look out for her in mediacorp. All i know is that she won't have much news until next year. Time to concentrate on my studies better.
You are damn freaking obsessed over Yanzi lor, no different from a stalker. And since you say you 'care only for Yanzi', you should keep to your 'promise' better not show up at Felicia's birthday party (if there's one this year)... otherwise you confirm will get it from me!!

22nd August entry B
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/gift-for-my-mum.html

I know i have been neglecting my mum for awhile. Ever since i pay full attention to the artistes, i neglected her. She is always concern about me and there i am spending all my times with the artistes. I will put a stop to this from now on. Naturally, the artistes cannot be compared to my Mum.
Yeah yeah, and you still think of Yanzi. I mean it's ok for any fan to chase stars, but they also spend quality with their parents. Shame on you for neglecting your parents all this while!!

23rd August entry
http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/thank-you-nuffnang.html

Although i am very lethargic during the event just now but what happen today brights up my life. I will be wearing a smile and sleep.
Maybe I should put a permanent smile on that fugly face of yours!! Someone lend me a jacknife?

My deduction... MKP does not deserve a chance to improve himself, given his stubbornness, craftiness and ignorance among other negative traits. Although he says that he would not 'chase after stars' anymore, there is a very high possibility that he will be going back to Square One. Even now, his mind is still flooded with impure thoughts of lust over his fave singer.

Friday, August 22, 2008

First episode of research on MKP

Mr Koh Tze Seng, you are being very closely monitored by none other than yours truly. This is my deducation on your personality/mentality based on what you have typed in your blog. Today will be the official first post of 'research', or Project MKP Episode 1 as of this blog. And I am not afraid to express my views about you in public!! ;-)

August 18th entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/yanzi-and-taoli-on-news-chn8.html

Everyone knows how much i love my deal idol YANZI more than anyone else!!!!!!I love her like every single day!!!! Whenever i have news of her, i will get high like crazy!!!!
We all know you love her to the point of insanity, that you even wanna have designs with her??? Super Sicko...

Yes, Tao Li love her like mad too!!! My mum told me that Tao Li will be on TV and i went to catch it, she also told me that yanzi will be with tao li also and i got super high!!!!! I got so excited and quickly find where is my camera and get ready to take pictures! True enough yanzi appear on news to give Tao Li a big surprise!!!!! Tao li was so shock and yanzi gave her a big hug with a big flowers!!!! I am like so envy lah!!!!!!! This explains why when one is famous he or she usually get what they requested for!!!!!
I got nothing to say about Stefanie Sun making a surprise appearance in Tao Li's interview session, that is pure coincidence. But I do have plenty to say about your response to that, Mr Koh!!! And i bet your mum or dad is a Chinese national, right???

YANZI!!!!! SINCE WHEN U RETURN BACK TO MEDIACORP???? Must be super highly secretively lah!!!! I got no news about it at all!!!! I keep receiving calls to return back to mediacorp but i rejected all of it. If i know u will be back, i will heck care anything and return back!!!!!LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!
If I were a committee member of Yanzi's fanclub, I would simply go up to you and tell you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! And then proceed to fire your ass from the fanclub, and ask the cops to put a restraining order on you to ensure that you don't go anywhere near Yanzi. You are indeed a STALKER.

I love my Olympus camera!!!! nice and super shot images!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!
I'm pretty sure that your brain and lifeforce is directly linked to that stupid camera of yours, ha!! I really wonder what will happen if I smash the camera to pieces... I would like to see blood flow out from your brain (if you had any at all).

August 21st entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/phews.html

Wow everything went smoothly for me!! I took my private o levels english oral and it went well for me!
Are you sure??? Makes it sound "very easy". English oral is never easy to get through. To be honest, I flunked in my composition. And I am qutie sure you read the passage with broken English!

Phews! I had no problem for reading, picture and conversation! The picture is all about the teachers and the childrens playing eagle catch chicks. I explain everything in great detailed and stop until she move on to the conversation
This is proof that you have the mentality of a 6-yr old kid, that's all i can say.

LOL! 2 coversation topic was asked, first is regarding if i am a boss what kind of business will i want to operate. Excellent one! I have learn quite alot about business and i speak freely! Everything make sense and the other topic is about how women have a career and on the other hand maintain a family. For the career women topic i talk about ZOE TAY as an example!!!!Nice one! Elaborate alot as well! Lucky what i read from the book help me!!!! Have a deep breath after that! =)
Mai hao lian liao lah!! I think you bragged a lot during your English oral, so much til the examiners' eardrums wanna burst. I bet that if you were to be a boss, you would make an extremely incompetent boss, and people will turn against you for your horrible behavior. And do you really think that Zoe Tay will be proud of you for using her as an example??? She will be laughing at you!!!

Yes, i passed my previous O levels english but i would like to get better grade this time round.
Are you sure you really passed your O level English?? I am starting to doubt the genuinity From what I remember, the minimum grade to get into a course in poly is C6 or D7. Therefore I'm very sure you got E8 or F9. Otherwise you wouldnt be retaking your English paper again, and your posts wouldn't have a billion grammatical errors. And I doubt that's the only subject you're retaking. I bet you failed a few more subjects, given your simplicity and stupidity.

Went to a shopping centre and have some window shopping. Wanted to buy quite a number of things but i should not be spending money again. I have better learn how to save money!!! Anyway i bought one Nike strap and it was like damn nice please! Time for me to change my strap to this new Nike one! =)
You have been wasting so much cash on various products for a long time, and now you suddenly say that you wanna learn how to save money. And right after that, you said that you want to buy the Nike strap to replace your current one!! Man, you can be so two-faced at times.

Received email from that director again, she told me to meet up with her and she will provide more exact details for me. Her assistant also called me and told me that she will be sending one guy to help me out on that project as well. Wah looks like she is going to give me loads of things to do until i need a guy to help me out. Wow.... i am not going to disappoint you! This is a great chance for me to learn and experience more things before i step out into the working society! =) If i do it well, next time she will give me more important projects to help her out, cheers!
Three words... PAI MA PI (bootlicker).

Tmr will be a busy day for me! At night i will be going to CQ CD autograph session! =) YES 933 ROCKS! CQ ROCKS!I received facebook invitation from Derrick Hoh to attend his album autograph session leh. He also invite alot of people to go. When i listen his songs on 933 and i find that it is nice lah! I am still bewilder whether to buy his album and go for the autograph session or not haiz!!!!! I remember during his superstar days i do supported him lah.
Yah lah yah lah, whatever lah. I can only say that your level of obsession had reached a new high. And you expect every artiste to remember you?? You're not even a VIP for goodness... you're only a SMALL FRY. As small as Plankton from the "Spongebob SquarePants" cartton.

August 22nd entry
Link: http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-friday_22.html

WOO HOO ! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!!! ALL THE 933 DJ IS DAMN HAPPY ABOUT TODAY BECAUSE ITS FRIDAY!Friday is always the day when i can go home in the late morning hahas!!!!I took alot of Zi Lian pictures today hahas!Went for my lunch with my friends at Sumo House and the food rocks!Bought fruits!
Two words... camera whore. Expect many pictures of fruits in the next entry. As if we 'never see fruits' before.

I have got few entry coming up soon and i am happy about these few entry!I am glad that my readership still maintain the same whether i blog or not. Thank you! =)
Attention seeker. Retard. Narciccist. Sick freak. Idiot. Ass-clown. 'Nuff said.

And these posts confirm will attract a lot of transversites or pimp daddies, muahaha...!!! :-D
August 11th and 15th entries
http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/sun-tanning.html
http://seankohsk.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-love-sun.html

My latest deduction on MKP, after many weeks of research... he is a certified wacko. And a true-blue JABRONI. Intelligence and character still hasn't improved after so long.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Batman villain info: Posion Ivy

PAMELA ISLEY aka POISON IVY

Poison Ivy (Pamela Lillian Isley) is a fictional character, a DC Comics supervillainess who is primarily an enemy of Batman. Created by Robert Kanigher and Sheldon Moldoff, she first appeared in Batman #181 (June 1966).
Poison Ivy is depicted as one of the world's most prominent eco-terrorists. She is obsessed with plants, botany, and environmentalism. She uses toxins from plants and her own bloodstream for her criminal activities, which are usually aimed at protecting the natural environment. She creates love potions that ensnare Batman, Superman, and other strong-willed individuals. Fellow villain Harley Quinn is her recurring partner-in-crime and possibly her only human friend.


Origins

Pamela Isley groew up wealthy with emotionally distant parents. Having earned top grades for most of her subjects (biology in particular) in her high school and college days, Pamela later studied advanced botanical biochemistry at a university with her boyfriend Alec Holland under Dr. Jason Woodrue. Isley, a timid, shrinking violet, was easily seduced by her professor. Woodrue injected Isley with poisons and toxins as an experiment, causing her transformation. She nearly died twice as a result from these poisonings, driving her insane. Later Woodrue fled from the authorities, leaving Isley in the hospital for six months. Enraged at the betrayal, she suffered from violent mood swings, being sweet one moment and like poison the next. When her boyfriend Alec got killed in a car accident after mysteriously suffering from a massive fungal overgrowth, Isley dropped out of school and leaves Seattle, eventually settling in Gotham City.
She began her criminal career by threatening to release her suffocating spores into the air unless the city met her demands. Batman, who appeared in Gotham that very same year, thwarted her scheme, and she was incarcerated in Arkham Asylum. From this point on, she had a kind of obsession with Batman, he being the only person she could not control. Over the years, she developed plant-like superpowers, the most noticeable being a lethal toxin in her lips; she is able to literally kill with a kiss.
In subsequent issues, she stated that she only started a life of crime to attain sufficient funds to find a location to be alone with her plants, undisturbed by humanity. A few years later, she attempted to leave Gotham forever, escaping Arkham to settle on a desert island in the Caribbean. She transforms the barren wasteland into a second Eden, and is, for the first time in her life, happy. It is soon firebombed, however, when an American-owned corporation tested their weapons systems out on what they think is an abandoned island. Ivy returned to Gotham with a vengeance, punishing those responsible. After being willingly apprehended by Batman, she resolved that she can never leave Gotham, at least not until the world was safe for plants. From then on, she dedicated herself to the impossible mission of "purifying" Gotham.


Analysis on Criminal Insanity

The dangerous experiments placed a deliberate overdose of plant and animal based toxins into her blood stream that make her touch deadly and allowed her to boost her immunity to all poisons, viruses, bacteria, and fungi. This immunity also includes Joker venom. Some comics have even gone so far as to depict her as more plant than human, breathing carbon dioxide and requiring sunlight to survive.
Ivy is known to be able to seduce men and women alike, often using pheromones to do so; she is even able to use these to control Superman, although she requires kryptonite for them to work.
She specializes in hybrids and can create the most potent toxins in Gotham City. Often these toxins are secreted from her lips and administered by a kiss. They come in a number of varieties, from mind-controlling drugs to instantly fatal necrotics.
In some adaptations, she can control plants with her mind. For example, while in Arkham, she is able to manipulate and animate plants, using roots to form supports for a tunnel she and another inmate named Magpie are digging to escape, and also spawning glowing fungi to entertain Magpie.

Poison Ivy is identified by the Swamp Thing as a being with an elemental mystical component, whom he calls the 'May Queen'. Writers have not referred to her in this way in quite some time.
In Batman: The Animated Series, her only physical power is an immunity to poison, and when using a poisoned kiss, she uses lipstick poisoned by toxins extracted from a plant. She admits to having a "hyperactive immune system" which prevents her from having children. In The Batman, she can even exhale mind-controlling spores in the form of a blown kiss.


Portrayal on Film

Uma Thurman played Poison Ivy in the film Batman & Robin. In the movie, Pamela Isley is shown researching in a South American lab, where she discovers the theft of certain plant toxins from her lab. Investigating, she discovers her boss, Dr Jason Woodrue, offering up Bane, a soldier enhanced by Venom, a toxin-derived chemical, to various bidders. Bane lashes out, and Isley is revealed in the fracas. Woodrue asks her to join him, but when she declines, he kills her by throwing her into a shelf full of chemicals (including a canister labeled Venom, the same drug that creates Bane). Isley rises moments later, having been infused with the plant chemicals that she was thrown into. She kills Woodrue with a poisonous kiss and escapes the burning camp with Bane.
Soon after, she appears in Gotham using both identities, Isley and Ivy, sparking friction between Batman and RobinRobin proving more susceptible to her pheromones than Batman and thus becoming easily jealous — and breaks the recently imprisoned Mr. Freeze out of Arkham to form an alliance. Believing she is the dominant woman, she unplugs his wife's life-support system and claims that Batman did it, using this to encourage Freeze to begin a plan to freeze the entire Earth and then replace human life with her mutated plants, the two of them serving as the rulers. However, although Ivy manages to capture Batman and Robin with her plants, she is defeated easily by the new Batgirl, and her deception was subsequently being revealed to Freeze by Batman after the final showdown. Later Ivy is seen plucking petals off a flower in Arkham, pondering on whether Freeze truly loves her or not, when Freeze enters the cell and tells her that he is her new cellmate, and that he has personally sworn to make her life "a living hell" for nearly killing his wife.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Batman villain info: Mr Freeze

VICTOR FRIES AKA MR. FREEZE

Mr. Freeze, real name Dr. Victor Fries (pronounced as Victor "Frees" or "Freeze"), is a DC Comics supervillain, an enemy of Batman. Created by Bob Kane, he first appeared in Batman #121 (February 1959).
Freeze is a scientist who must wear a cryogenic suit in order to survive, and bases his crimes around a "cold" or "ice" theme, complete with a "cold gun" that freezes its targets solid. In the most common variation of his origin story, he is a former cryogenics expert who suffered an industrial accident while attempting to treat his terminally ill wife, Nora.


Origins

In the Pre-Crisis continuity series, it is explained that Mr. Freeze was a rogue scientist whose design for an "ice gun" backfired when he inadvertently spilled cryogenic chemicals on himself, resulting in his needing sub-zero temperatures to survive. As a child, he was fascinated by freezing animals. His parents, horrified by his "hobby", sent him to a strict boarding school, where he led a miserable life, feeling detached from humanity. In college, he met a young woman named Nora, whom he fell in love with and ultimately married.
Two years after their marriage, Nora fell terminally ill, diagnosed with a lethal disease known as MacGregor's Syndrome. Freeze takes on a job working for a large company run by the ruthless Ferris Boyle. Freeze discovered a way to put Nora into cryo-stasis (using company equipment without permission), and preserved her in that state hoping to sustain her until a cure could be found. Boyle found out about the experiment and attempts to have her brought out of stasis, overruling Freeze's frantic objections. A struggle ensues, in which Boyle kicked Freeze into a cryogenic serum tank and left him for dead. Freeze survived the accident, but his body temperature had been lowered dramatically; he could now only live at sub-zero temperatures, forced to wear a special refrigerating suit to stay alive. As Mr. Freeze, he used cryonic technology to create a special gun, which could fire a cold beam that freezes any target within its range.


Analysis of Criminal Insanity

Like most Batman villains, Mr. Freeze plans his crimes about a specific theme; in his case, ice and cold. In darker incarnations of the Batman mythos, Mr. Freeze's obsession with ice stems from personal tragedy, and his crimes are inspired by his desire to make the rest of the world as miserable as he is. He freezes areas around him using special weapons and equipment, most notably a handheld "cold gun", which could come in the form of a pistol or machine gun. His refrigeration suit grants him superhuman strength and durability, making him one of the most powerful villains in Batman's rogues gallery. He has even shown to be a formidable opponent for Superman. Some interpretations suggest that because Fries has been soaked in the serum he intended to use for cryo-preservation, his age progression has slowed drastically.

In the Underworld Unleashed storyline, the demon Neron granted Mr. Freeze the ability to generate sub-zero temperatures, no longer needing his freeze-gun or refrigeration suit. Later he gained a new subzero armor and weaponry.

Portrayal on film

Mr Freeze is one of two main villains in "Batman and Robin", the other being Poison Ivy. Victor Fries, portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, was a scientist who won a Noble Prize for the development of cryogenic technology. He was married to his college sweetheart, but she was diagnosed with MacGregor's Syndrome 2 years later. Sickened with sorrow, Fries attempted to save her using cryogenic technology. However, the experiment went terribly wrong and Fries' equipment malfunctioned, consuming him and his lab in an explosion of ice. He survived the accident, but now his body could only survive at sub-zero temperatures, and Nora's condition had become even more serious. In an effort to find a cure for his wife, Fries began robbing museums of large diamonds, believing they may be a source to the cure for Nora's illness. He is stopped by Batman & Robin in his first attempt, but managed to escape after freezing Robin.
At a jewlery auction, Freeze made his return and stole a large diamond necklace donated by Bruce Wayne. Batman and Robin followed and captured him, imprisoning Freeze in Arkham Asylum.
He was broken out of the asylum by new allies,
Poison Ivy and Bane. Back at Freeze's hideout, Poison Ivy disconnected the cable to the nitrogen chamber that was keeping Freeze's wife Nora alive. Ivy then informed Freeze that Batman killed her by shutting off her life-supporting chamber, thus resulting in Ivy and Freeze combining forces and planning to destroy Gotham along with the rest of the world.
Batman and Freeze had a major showdown at the lab, with Freeze still bent on revenge and thinking that Batman was the one who killed his wife. Batman won the fight ,while Batgirl and Robin unfreezed Gotham. Batman showed Freeze a recording of Ivy during her fight with Batgirl; it shows Ivy telling Batgirl that she was the one who pulled the plug. Freeze was angered by the betrayal, but was quickly informed by Batman that his wife is not dead; she had been restored in cryogenic slumber and had been moved to Arkham, waiting for him to finish his research. Batman proceeded to ask Freeze for the cure he had created for the first stage of MacGregor's Syndrome, the disease that Freeze's wife is suffering from, for a friend (Alfred) who is dying. Freeze essentially atoned for his misunderstanding by giving him the medicine he had developed. At the manor, Batman attaches the tubes to Alfred's life support, and Alfred fully recovered within hours. Freeze walked in the cell where Ivy was residing in, informing her that he is her new cellmate and intends to make her life a living hell for betraying him and nearly killing his wife.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Batman villain info: Catwoman

SELINA KYLE aka CATWOMAN

Catwoman is a fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise and created by Bill Finger and Bob Kane.
The original and most widely known Catwoman, Selina Kyle, first appeared in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) in which she was known as The Cat. As an adversary of Batman, she was a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high stake thefts. Modern writers have attributed her activities and costumed identity as a response to a history of abuse.
Since the 1990s, Catwoman has been featured in an eponymous series that cast her as an anti-hero rather than a supervillainess. The character has been one of Batman's most enduring love interests, and has occasionally been depicted as his one true love.


Analysis on Criminal Insanity

Selina is a gifted and accomplished athlete, with heightened acrobatic prowess. She was trained by the Armless Master in martial arts and by Wildcat in boxing and street-fighting. She is a clever and resourceful fighter, known for precise, agile attacks and speedy getaways. Her formidable hand to hand combat skills are augmented by her cat-like speed, reflexes, balance, and flexibility.
Fittingly, Catwoman is a master thief possessed of unsurpassed stealth and cunning. An expert at both low- and high-tech heists, she is Gotham City's finest cat-burglar.


During the Silver Age, Catwoman, like most Batman villains, used a variety of themed weapons, vehicles, and equipment, such as a custom cat-themed car called the "cat-illac". This usage also appeared in the 1960s Batman TV series. In her post-Crisis appearances, Catwoman's favored weapon is a whip. She wields both a standard bullwhip and the cat-o-nine-tails with expert proficiency. In addition, Catwoman has been shown to have various items to restrain her victims, such as a set of plastic ties for binding hands and feet, and a roll of duct tape used to gag her targets, like she did with Angle Man, Film Freak, Zatanna, and various others during her robberies over the years.

Film portrayal

Catwoman was portrayed by Michelle Pfeiffer in the 1992 movie Batman Returns. As recreated by Daniel Waters and Tim Burton, Selina Kyle is depicted as a lonely, frustrated woman pushed over the edge into obsession and crime after her boss, tycoon Max Shreck, tries to kill her to keep her from revealing his plot to build a power plant that would steal Gotham's electricity.

Mysteriously revived by alley cats after Shreck pushes her out a window, Selina Kyle's repressed rage allows her to transform into the clever supervillainess Catwoman. Shortly following her transformation, she joins forces with The Penguin. As a masked figure operating under the guise of a theatrical public identity, Catwoman finds a reflection of herself in Batman.

In the ballroom scene, the two masked crimefighters, Batman and Catwoman, dressed as their alter-egos, Bruce and Selina, discover their dual personalities, thus exposing one of Burton's main themes — duality — in the film. In the film's climax, she electrocutes Shreck by kissing him with a Taser in her mouth; Shreck's scorched and skeletal body is soon found, but Catwoman is nowhere to be seen. She is seen one last time at the end of the film, looking at the Batsignal in the sky from a rooftop, having one remaining life.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Batman villain info: The Penguin

OSWALD COBBLEPOT AKA THE PENGUIN

The Penguin (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot), is a DC Comics supervillain and is an archenemy of Batman. He was introduced by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, he first appeared in Detective Comics #58 (December 1941).
In most incarnations, The Penguin is a short, chubby man who wears a tuxedo, top hat, and monocle. A mobster-type criminal, he fancies himself a "gentleman of crime." Unlike most Batman villains, he does not theme his crimes around a psychotic obsession; his intelligence and aristocratic personality starkly contrast against demented Batman villains, such as The Joker. However, he recently became a nightclub owner who engages in more quiet criminal activity whom Batman tolerates as a source of criminal underworld information.

Origin
Born Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, the Penguin was teased very much in childhood due to his short stature, obesity, and bird-like nose. According to the recent encapsulated origin of the Penguin as shown in Countdown 29, young Cobblepot was not wealthy and his mother owned a pet shop; Cobblepot only became a criminal after neighborhood bullies murdered all the animals in the shop, including his beloved birds. The Penguin received his alias from a childhood nickname, bestowed by his peers, who teased him because of his grotesque appearance and love of birds (some retellings of his origin suggest he also suffered from some sort of hip ailment, which caused him to waddle when he walked. The Penguin shows no signs of suffering from this affliction today).

Analysis of Criminal Insanity
What all of the origin stories agree on is that while the Penguin lives a life of crime and evil, he usually does not actively engage in it publically any longer and executes it with his own self proclaimed high society class and style. When he was an active criminal, he commits crimes with the theme of the various birds he loves.
The Penguin's trademark are the various deadly umbrellas he uses to execute his evil plans, that serve some specialized function, such as hang-gliding and weaponry. Several Origin stories say he was forced as a child to always carry an umbrella by his over-protective mother, due to his father dying of pneumonia after being drenched in a downpour. In keeping with his pretensions of being a refined gentleman, he also prefers to wear formal wear such as a top hat and tuxedo during his jobs. In his top hat (in some cases) he has a hand pistol for urgent situations. He also has a pop-out machine gun in his hotel suite umbrella holder for urgent cases also.
The Penguin has a keen analytical mind, and a sharp business acumen. He is proficient in areas pertaining to organized crime and business management. He is one of few batman foes that is 100% sane. He has an uncanny high agility rate and is fast for his body stature. Now that he rarely ever strays away from his resteraunt booth, it can be guessed his speed has dwindled over time.

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Penguin

Film portrayal
In Batman Returns, the Penguin was portrayed by Danny DeVito. Director Tim Burton, inspired by the film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, re-imagined the character not as an eloquent gentleman of crime, but a physically deformed sociopath with a homicidal grudge against Gotham City.
While this Penguin retained a number of trademarks, such as a variety of trick umbrellas and the use of a monocle, he was given a huge visual makeover. Where the comic version had varied between a full head of hair and varying degrees of thinning, this Penguin was bald at the top, with his remaining length of hair long and stringy. His hands were now flippers, with a thumb and index finger, and the remaining three fingers fused together. An unidentified thick, dark green bile-like liquid sometimes trickled from his nose and mouth.
In the film, the Penguin is born disfigured and his wealthy parents lock their infant son in a metal stove and throw him into Gotham's sewers. The child survives, floating down Gotham's sewers and under the city zoo, where he is taken in by a group of penguins and later joins a circus freak show. While researching Penguin, Batman speculates that the Penguin was responsible for the disappearance of children during his time in the circus freak show. Batman then attacks Penguin's Red Triangle Circus goons and puts a stop to the kidnappings. Penguin then dispatches an army of rocket-armed Penguins to bomb all of Gotham. Batman manages to jam the birds' control signals and turn them around so that they attack Penguin's base instead, apparently killing the Penguin and what is left of his gang inside. Later on, following a confrontation between Catwoman and Max Shreck, a gravely injured Penguin emerged from the water, ready to kill Batman. Ultimately though, he collapses from his wounds and dies, and six large Emperor Penguins emerge from the shadows and pull his body back into the water which becomes his grave.
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Friday, August 1, 2008

Batman villain info: The Riddler

EDWARD NIGMA AKA THE RIDDLER

The Riddler, (Edward "E." Nigma, also spelled Nygma by some writers), is an enemy of Batman. Created by writer Bill Finger and artist Dick Sprang, he first appeared in Detective Comics #140 (December 1948). E.Nigma is a pun for the word “enigma”.
Known for his purple domino mask and green, question mark-covered costume, either as a skintight catsuit or a business suit and bowler hat, the Riddler is obsessed with riddles, puzzles, and word games. He delights in forewarning police and Batman of his capers by sending them complex clues.

Edward Nigma discovered puzzles when he was a young boy, and he gradually incorporated them into his criminal career. Issue #2 of Justice by
Alex Ross suggests that Edward's father physically abused him, which left him with a compulsion to tell the truth (materializing through the telling of riddles), as well as a desire to prove his superiority by outwitting everyone around him.

Analysis of Criminal Insanity
The Riddler's criminal modus operandi is so deeply ingrained into his personality that he is virtually powerless to stop himself from acting it out. He cannot simply kill his opponents when he has the upper hand; he has to put them in a deathtrap to see if he can devise a life and death intellectual challenge that the hero cannot solve and escape. However, unlike many of Batman's themed enemies, Riddler's compulsion is quite flexible, allowing him to commit any crime as long as he can describe it in a riddle or puzzle.
Sometimes, he is shown to drive a "Riddlermobile," a green car with "???" on the license plate. In the animated series and in Batman Forever, he carries a trick cane.
More info on Riddler: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Riddler

Film portrayals
Jim Carrey portrays the Riddler in the 1995 movie Batman Forever with Gorshin as his stated primary influence. He also said that he was attracted to the "stalker" angle added to the character in the script. Nygma is shown to be obsessed with his idol Bruce Wayne, his turn to crime a result of Wayne's rejection of his mind-manipulation invention. Throughout the film, Nygma obsesses over Wayne, copying Wayne's appearance down to a facial mole, and he forms an alliance with Two-Face, constantly stopping him from killing Wayne. This version of the Riddler employs a device called "the Box", disguised as a 3D imagery device for TVs, that extracts victims' memories and transmits them into the Riddler's head, making him smarter and contributing to his mental breakdown. It was through this scheme that the Riddler learns of Bruce Wayne's secret identity as Batman. In the end, Batman destroys the brain-wave hub with a Batarang, and Riddler's intelligence (as well as his sanity) is lost. Riddler is subsequently locked up in Arkham Asylum, where he claims that 'he is Batman'.
Movie version: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Riddler_(Jim_Carrey)