Saturday, September 27, 2008

MKP's obsession over his fave singer

If this isn't proof of Koh Tze Seng's obsessive and retarded persona, then I don't know what is.

18th Sept
"I hope Dear YANZI come and watch the F1 race, and if there is FATE i will meet her there as well!!!! I wonder what will be my first reaction if i saw her!!!!"
I think I know what you're gonna do, you sick freak... you will Pak Chiu Cheng non-stop and then attempt to hug and smooch her, right!!! Make sure you bring an umbrella that is in good condition and can last for many years!! And take lots of Viagra too!!

25th Sept
"Dear Yanzi..... where are you? Do you know how much i misses you?
Dear Yanzi.... i miss you! Do you know how much i yearns to meet you?
Dear Yanzi.... i love you! Do you know you are always on my mind?
I can only hear your voice through your song, i miss you.
How i wish i can meet you within these 3 days when i work for F1.
If you are going and there's fate, we will meet!
If we really meets, i will be too shock for words.
If i really meet you, i will say I LOVE YOU!
I know i cannot invade your privacy and i don't wish to either, so i can only wait patiently.
I hope you are as happy as i am everyday!
All the best in whatever you do. Hope to sees you soon."


Someone call IMH asap... this idiot is way too extreme already. And I really hope that the Yanzi fans do something about this abomination!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Yet another dedication to that abomination

This is a song in dedication to the despicable, obsessed, abominable jackass who is in serious need to get an ass-whooping and get beaten to a bloody pulp. So if there's anyone of you who would like to see me whoop MKP's ass, give me a Hell-yeah!! WHAT?! I said GIMME A HELL YEAH!!

Glass Shatters- Disturbed
Stone Cold Steve Austin's Theme (late 2000 to mid 2001)

Stanza 1
(Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill
You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will
Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring
You know it's only the beginning)
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill
You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will
Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring
You know it's only the beginning
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill
You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will
Step up! I'll let you live a little bit with the pain that I bring
You know it's only the beginning

Stanza 2

I'm breaking the limit inside you!
Stop begging someone to hide you!
I'm breaking the limit inside you!
Stop begging someone to hide you!
I'm breaking the limit inside you!
Stop begging someone to hide you!
I'm breaking the limit inside you!
Don't run away, bring it on straight on me!


Repeat Stanza 1 and 2 thrice

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

MKP on Crimewatch


21st Sept 2008
Woo hoo~! Finally after so long, my crime watch episode is airing on channel 5!!!!! I specially rush back home to catch my episode wors! Hahas so far this is the first episode of mine that got my FACE so upclose and so long!!!! If not wrong its 3 minutes!!!! I am quite happy about it lah! I have also video my episode down and will be downloading it hahas!!! Its for me to commemorate! Its really not easy to film man! Lucky this one only need my facial and body language! If got script one i tell you, i will film like WHAT man! Reading it out and using the right tone and expression is not an easy thing! It require alot of effort and practises! Anyway all is well man! Great experience indeed! It was a fantastic experience acting with the 2 guy who stole my bike! Nice one!!! Please, i don't own a bike and its just for acting purpose! =)

Excuse me boy, you look damn fucking ugly in Crime Watch please!! Your hairstyle totally sucks lor, so much til you need to have your head shaved bald for goodness sake!!! You said that you appear for 3 minutes... but the truth is, you appear for only 1 freaking minute!! And judging by the way you express yourself onscreen, it's obvious that you are begging for attention and think that you're 'damn famous'!! You don't even look like 18... you look more like a 6 yr old kid with spastic tendencies looking under a girl's skirt, hahaha!!! Even my mum thinks that you look retarded in the show... remember this, you're only a small-time extra, not an international superstar!!! And mark this, it was never my intention to expose your full name, but to expose you as the psychotic, attention seeking S.O.B. that you always have been!!! If I were the scriptwriter, I would change your lines and make you say one of these lines...
  1. Hello police? My brain is gone. I think I need to be locked up in IMH very soon.
  2. Hello police? My dick is gone. I think I yanked it off when PCCing over some nude pictures!!
  3. Hello police? My balls are gone. I think I'm suffering from gonorrhea due to all those lustful thoughts on Yanzi and other actresses!!
  4. Hello police? My hair is about to be gone, and I need a barber to shave the remainder off.

How you like that now, PUNK!!! XDDDD

This is the video I uploaded...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Summary of MKP's September blog entries

Ok ok, maybe I lied about my decision to end Project MKP, but I never said that I was gonna stop dissing that abominable showoff, cause I NEVER will!! I hate him more than I hate the people who bullied me in my primary/secondary school days. Here is my deduction on Sean Koh Tze Seng's character... in the format of "20 Things You Might Know About The Young Man Known As MKP"

  1. MKP's total number of posts for this month is insanely high again (nearing 60 this time!! WTH), just like August's post total. This is proof of his attention seeking persona.
  2. MKP explained that the purpose of his blog is to "keep an account of his teenage lifestyle, so that he can reminisce about it when he grows older." IF he ever becomes an adult...
  3. MKP is a self-centered and insecure brat who cares only for himself and not for his friends, or even family.
  4. MKP treats everything like a joke, and shows absolutely no respect towards the recently deceased... he continues to spew out lustful thoughts on Yanzi even when focusing on the recent passing of the latter's singing coach Nicole Lai.
  5. MKP sure knows how to waste a lot of money on branded goods, and has absoultely no self-control over his own expenses. Tsk tsk, shame on you!!
  6. MKP, boastful as ever, still thinks that he is "very famous and handsome" (PUKE!!!!).
  7. MKP obviously does not know how to be humble and discerning, as proven by the nonsense and number of exclaimation marks in his posts. He has no idea that his pride and arrogance can actually cause anger and hurt among many others.
  8. MKP is a certified camera whore/male whore... taking pictures of himself and his half-naked body. He is just as desperate as the eyebrow plucker Steven Lim... maybe a lot worse.
  9. MKP's brain may have been linked directly to his digicam or to his house computer... the more he blogs about his life, the smaller his brain gets.
  10. MKP's IQ is still as low as ever, and his English isn't getting any better, yet he still claims to be 'intelligent and civilised'. In your dreams, little boy!!
  11. MKP thinks that "what he's doing is right in the eyes of God", when in actual fact he is doing very ungodly stuff by boasting about his life!!
  12. MKP keeps 'advertising' about the type of food he eats and the stuff he buys from the supermarket. Maybe he should take a picture of himself in the loo or something!!!
  13. MKP might be going crazy. In addition to being an obsessed and desperate freak, he is losing the ability to tell fiction apart from reality.
  14. MKP truly knows how to play bootlicker to various celebs, and he claims that "all the artistes and crew" recognise him... when he is only a SMALL FRY!!! Even the most experienced artiste (eg. Li Yinzhu) knows how to stay humble.
  15. MKP is a two-faced individual. One minute he stated that he is satisfied with what he has and not buy any more branded stuff, and the next minute he stated that he would like to buy a few more accessories, including those linked to Yanzi. LOL!!
  16. MKP is a certified SICK FREAK-um-PAEDOPHILE... fancy him to ogle at his boss' young daughters!!! He is really like a toad lusting over a swan's flesh...
  17. MKP has very questionable taste. It is normal for guys in general to go gaga over beautiful girls like Felicia and Joanne, but he calls Xiaxue beautiful??? POOI EH!!!
  18. MKP is suspected to be gay. Or at the very least, bisexual. Other than going gaga over severl male artistes (which is so wrong!!), he has received many friend requests from homosexuals, no thanks to the half-nekkid pictures he puts up in his account!!
  19. Most disturbing of all, MKP is totally ungrateful, unfilial and disrespectful towards his parents, and even goes to the extent of insulting them!! WTH
  20. Damn, I can't seem to think of anymore... but I'm sure that all of you will agree with me on the aforementioned points, right? (evil smirk)

Once again, God's hand had worked upon MKP, and he had to pay the price for his carelessness...

20th Sept entry
When we go back to our lockers, i found out that my SEXY Havanas slippers is actually STOLEN! I was so enrage man!!!! I am not angry about the price or what of the Havanas, i worry about me having to BEAR FOOT out of this place! Its all my fault man! I shouldn't have put my Havanas outside instead in my lockers!!!! Don't you know that branded stuff that is left alone will be STOLEN? A lesson learnt indeed! My food too, was STOLEN! I bought quite a number of food from Old Chunky but it was stolen as well!Lucky my water bottle is not stolen! This morning i just mix my new Zealand honey in it and i have to POUR everything away! It is always better to be safe than sorry, what a waste of my expensive honey!!!! Why take both my slipper and my food?Take the food lah aiyo! Damn that fool man, i will treat it as a beggar who doesn't have a slipper yearn to have a branded one. =) I am so mean! XD Anyway it was pretty sad lah, i have NEVER bear footed out of anywhere for no particular reason before!!!! I have to bear footed all the way out of the place and take LRT and MRT to compass point to buy a new slipper! People are looking at me please!
Obigood, your slippers got stolen and you have to walk bare-footed (NOT bear-footed, dumbass!!) in the MRT station!! And your food also kena stolen!! This is what happens to evil people!!! And you look damn disgusting in your photos can... zi pai about 100 times, and still try to act cute!! Wah lau eh, damn sickening can!!! I hope the army calls you up real soon... oh, and I think your female friends from your so-called FB clique sure will get raped someday soon! Esp the one known as Jess... she looks smokin' indeed :-p

Thursday, September 18, 2008

A to Z of MKP's behaviour

After much thought, I have decided to make up an A to Z list of terms linked to MKP's disturbing behavior... artistes' names will NOT be included here, not even MKP's favorite singer. This list was actually planned out during my one-month stay in Thailand btw... ;-)

A- ABOMINABLE, aggressive, arrogant, annoying, atrocious, ATTENTION SEEKER (proven!)
B- bitter, boastful (obviosly!!), BOOTLICKER (proven!), brainless, buaya
C- cam whore (obviously!!), cheating, CHILDISH, CORRUPTED, complex, conflicting, CRAZY (proven!), cunning, 'cute' (HELL NO!!!), 'civilised' (NOT!!), C***B**LIZED (YES!!)
D- despicable, detestable, dishonest, disgusting/dirty-minded, DISTURBING, degenerative, disrespectful, DUMB-ASS
E- EVIL, extreme, egoistic, English not good enough!!
F- fast-talking, filthy, foolish, f***tard, F**KIN' UGLY!!
G- gross, grotesque, GAY (possible)
H- HAO LIAN, HEARTLESS, HATED, 'humble' (NOT!!), 'handsome' (NOT!!)
I- idiotic, irritating, INFAMOUS (hell yeah!!), insecure, 'intelligent' (NOT!!)
J- jackass, jerk, joker (he treats everything like a JOKE!!)
K- KIAM PA (hence his nickname)
L- LIAR, long-winded (proven!), lustful (mostly over female artistes), too much in love with his own life!!
M- malicious, manipulative, man-whore (proven!), menacing
N- naive, notorious, NARCCISSIST (obviously!!)
O- over-confident, over-the-top, over-sensitive, OBSESSED (obviously!!)
P- paedophile (proven!), pig-faced, pretentious, proud, PSYCHOTIC, 'popular' (NOT!!)
Q- questionable taste (esp after meeting Xiaxue for first time), QIAN BIAN (see kiam pa)
R- resentful, retarded, rude
S- SIAO KIAH (see psychotic or crazy), selfish, self-centered, simple-minded, stubborn, SICKO, STUPID (obviously!!), 'sexy' (NOT!!)
T- terok, terrifying, two-faced, troublesome
U- undeterred, UGLY (obviously!!), uncaring, UNFILIAL (proven!!), unfocused, ungodly, ungrateful, unreasonable, unrepentant, UNFORGIVEN, UNFORSEEN
V- VENOMOUS!!! (so very true!!)
W- his posts are full of WTF and WTH
X- none, but he often Xs out his real name on medicine wrappers and cough lotions. Come on, most of us already know his real name by now, right???
Y- Y u so like that ah??
Z- ZERO ALL THE WAY!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 6: Palpatine

EMPEROR PALPATINE

Palpatine, also known as Darth Sidious, was the last Chancellor of the Old Republic and the first Emperor of the Galactic Empire. He was a Dark Lord of the Sith who followed the Rule of Two and was considered by many to be the most powerful Sith Lord who ever existed. He was the only Sith Lord in a thousand years to achieve the ultimate goal of the Sith: to eradicate the Jedi Order and bring the galaxy under the rule of the Sith.

Upon taking over Finis Valorum's position as Supreme Chancellor in 32 BBY, Palpatine was able to establish his Empire by concocting a complex master plan, which involved starting the Clone Wars, a galaxy-wide conflict that cost billions of sentient lives. Palpatine himself headed both the Galactic Republic and, secretly, the Confederacy of Independent Systems, which allowed him to prolong the conflict in order to gain more executive powers from the Senate.

When his power as Chancellor had reached its peak, Palpatine abolished the Republic and replaced it with the first Galactic Empire with himself as leader. With the Imperialization of the galaxy, Palpatine effectively had total control over its people, and was able to create one of the most powerful military forces the galaxy had ever seen. Palpatine's rule would go relatively unopposed for nearly two decades, until disgruntled former Imperial senators founded the Alliance to Restore the Republic.

CLONE WARS TIMELINE
Despite Palpatine's vocal promises of reform, the Republic continued to be mired in strife and chaos. A decade after his nomination, Palpatine's Chancellery was faced with the challenge of a popular Separatist movement led by the charismatic leader, Count Dooku. Many in the galaxy feared that the conflict would escalate to full-scale warfare, but Palpatine was adamant that the crisis could be resolved by negotiation.

The Separatists didn't agree. Upon the discovery of a secret army of droids, it became apparent that the Separatists were on the verge of declaring war against the Republic. To counter this, the Republic needed a military, and Palpatine required the authority to activate the Republic's newly forged army of clones. To that end, Senators loyal to Palpatine motioned that the Chancellor be given emergency powers to deal with the Separatist threat.

With spoken regrets, Palpatine accepted the new mantle of power. He promised to return his absolute authority to the Senate after the emergency subsided. What no one realized was that the galaxy would undergo further upheaval, and that a state of crisis would ensure Palpatine's authority for decades.

The Clone Wars were just part of an intricate Sith plan concocted by Palpatine. After the demise of Darth Maul during the Battle of Naboo, he needed a new apprentice to carry forward his agenda. He did not have time to train an adept from the cradle, but instead plotted to turn an already proven Jedi warrior onto the path of the dark side. His target was the disillusioned Jedi Master Count Dooku. By appealing to Dooku's civility and disgust with Republic corruption, Palpatine was able to lure him to the dark side. When he became fully enmeshed in the Sith order and pledged his absolute loyalty to Palpatine, Dooku was granted the mantle of Darth Tyranus. Palpatine was the real mastermind behind the plan for Dooku and Ziro to kidnap Rotta and push the blame to the Jedi.

The Clone Wars were a sham -- as Palpatine secretly held authority over both sides of the conflict.
The indications of his future regime were subtle at first. Palpatine's term as Chancellor ended during the rise of the Separatists, but that crisis allowed him to extend his stay in office. Once the Clone Wars erupted, the Senate's inability to efficiently wage war on scattered fronts forced him to enact executive decree after executive decree. He added amendments to the constitution funneling more power to him, effectively circumventing the bureaucracy of the Senate.


AFTERMATH
In 19 BBY, Palpatine is captured by Separatist leader General Grievous and taken aboard the droid general's space vessel the Invisible Hand. Obi-Wan Kenbi and Anakin Skywalker set off to rescue him, and it was not without ruthlessness. Anakin sheared off Count Dooku's hands and decapitated him in cold blood during the lightsaber duel, at Palpatine's urging. By this point, Palpatine has used the crisis to stay in power long after his term expired, and has acquired virtually dictatorial authority in the Senate. The Jedi Council, as well as a number of Senators, were troubled by Palpatine's power and feared he will not relinquish it even when the Clone Wars end.

Palpatine raised the Jedi's suspicions further when he had the Senate grant him direct control over the Jedi Council, and appointed Anakin as his personal representative, effectively granting him a vote in Jedi affairs. He began to tempt Anakin towards the dark side, and tried to turn him against the Jedi by suggesting that he deserved the rank of Jedi Master, which the Council refused him. The Council ordered Anakin to spy on Palpatine, but he instead revealed the Jedi's plan to the Chancellor. Palpatine told Anakin the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise, a powerful Sith Lord who was able to manipulate life and death, but was killed by his apprentice (hinted to be Sidious himself). Palpatine later revealed his secret identity to Anakin and tempted him with promises of power over life and death. Palpatine knew that Anakin has been having visions of Padmé, who is now pregnant with Anakin's child, dying in childbirth and offered to teach him the secrets of Darth Plagueis to save her life.

Confused, Anakin informed Mace Windu that Palpatine was the Sith Lord they had been looking for. Windu and a group of fellow Jedi Masters went on to arrest Palpatine, but the Chancellor refused to go quietly, accusing them of treason. He surprised them with a lightsaber and quickly dispatched the other 3 Jedi, leaving Windu to face him alone. In the ensuing duel, Windu gained the upper hand, deforming Palpatine's face by deflecting his own Force lightning back at him, and was poised to execute the Sith lord — when Anakin appeared and interceded on Palpatine's behalf, cutting off Windu's hand. Palpatine then bombarded Windu with another blast of Force Lightning, hurtling him through the window and sending the Jedi Master crashing to his death. Palpatine then accepted Anakin as his new apprentice and renamed him Darth Vader.

Palpatine then set the destruction of the Jedi in motion: he sent Vader to lead the 501st Legion of Clonetroopers to destroy the Jedi Temple, and instructed then all of the clone troopers all over the galaxy to kill their Jedi generals, via Order 66. He then told Vader to go to the planet of Mustafar to wipe out the Separatist leadership. The next day, Palpatine announced to the Senate that the Jedi were planning to overthrow the Republic, and that the Republic will be reorganized into the Galactic Empire, with himself as Emperor for life. Jedi Master Yoda returned to Coruscant and confronted Palpatine in his Senate office. A lightsaber duel erupted between them which ended in stalemate, forcing a humiliated Yoda to retreat into exile.

Sensing his apprentice in danger, Palpatine travelled to Mustafar, where he found Vader maimed and burned almost to the point of death following a duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi. With the lost of his limbs and much Force potential, Anakin would no longer be twice as powrful as Palpatine wanted him to be, yet the Emperor still wanted to carve him into a dangerous warrior. Palpatine transported Vader's broken body back to Coruscant and provided him with a black armor suit and artificial limbs. When Vader regained consciousness, Palpatine informed him that he (Vader) had killed his own wife in anger, breaking what remained of his spirit. Palpatine was last seen at the bridge of the Venator-class Star Destroyer watching the construction of the first Death Star, with Vader at his side.

It would be another 23 years before Palpatine's reign of terror came to an end during the Battle of Endor. He allowed Vader to square off against his son Luke Skywalker aboard the second Death Star, with the intention of having Luke strike down Vader and become his new apprentice. However, Luke refused to turn to the dark side and proudly proclaimed himself to be a Jedi. Enraged, Palpatine began torturing Luke with torrents of Force Lightning, until Vader (who had become Anakin Skywalker again) turned on his master and threw him into the Death Star's reactor core, killing him in the process.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 5: Padme Amidala

PADME AMIDALA

Padmé Amidala of Naboo (born Padmé Naberrie) was known as Her Royal Highness, Queen Amidala of Naboo, from 33 BBY to 24 BBY, and as Her Excellency, Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo, from 24 BBY until her death in 19 BBY. At the start of the Clone Wars, Amidala became the secret wife of Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and the mother of Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa Solo, two of the most important figures in Galactic history.

Amidala was the democratically elected Queen of Naboo before representing the Chommell sector as a Senator in the Galactic Senate. As Queen of Naboo, Amidala helped liberate her people during the Trade Federation's invasion in 32 BBY, thus becoming one of the most respected political figures in the galaxy. Throughout her relatively short life, she played a vital role in the politics and events surrounding the Clone Wars, where Amidala and other senators were responsible for creating the foundation for the Rebel Alliance.

CLONE WARS TIMELINE
With the beginning of hostilities, Padme's message of diplomacy and restraint was drowned out by the guns of war. She continued to find herself the target of Separatist assassins, which forced her to remain on the capital world. Throughout the Clone Wars, Padme was a source of diplomacy in a decaying Republic. Yet she was disliked by many who believed her to be responsible for starting the Clone Wars by her illegal presence on Geonosis.

Padme rarely saw her husband, Anakin Skywalker, who was constantly at the front line, leading clone troopers with Obi-Wan Kenobi. She maintained a secret correspondence with her husband, and, although she was thrilled about his exploits, Padme also feared for his safety. At the time of Anakin's promotion to Jedi Knight status, Padme received Anakin's severed Padawan braid as a keepsake. She placed it in a box next to the carved japor snippet Skywalker had made for her as a young boy prior to the Battle of Naboo. She sent R2-D2 to deliver a recording of her presenting the astromech droid as a gift to Skywalker.

Padme later reunited with her husband on Naboo when the latter was granted a brief period of leave due to his and Kenobi's extended service in the Outer Rim. This reunion did not last long, as the couple were shortly interrupted by a suspicious Kenobi, who wanted his former Padawan to help him hunt down Asajj Ventress, one of Count Dooku's dark disciples. Skywalker, believing himself to have killed the Dark Jedi, was offended, but he was persuaded by Padme to accompany his master. This would be the last time Padme would see her husband until the war came to the capital.

While Anakin and his new Padawan learner Ahsoka Tano, were searching for Jabba's son, Rotta on Teth, Padme went to meet with Jabba's uncle Ziro at his palace on Coruscant. Her objective was to convince Ziro to side with the Jedi, and let her contact Jabba, himself, who believed the Jedi kidnapped Rotta and had him killed. But Ziro had no interest in what she had to say, and had Padme ushered out. But she escaped her IG-unit guard and eavesdropped on Ziro's conversation with Dooku, who were conspiring to take over Jabba's empire, and spoke of themselves being Rotta's kidnappers. But she was discovered and locked away. Battle droids took her comlink and blaster, but Padme outwitted them and tricked one into activating her comlink as Threepio was trying to contact her. She quickly explained her predicament before a droid smashed the device. Because of this, Ziro planned her disposed of in an "accident". But at the last moment, Threepio led a squad of Coruscant Guard troopers to rescue her. They destroyed all of his droid guards, and captured Ziro. Padme then contacted Jabba, just as he was about to execute Anakin and Ahsoka for allegedly kidnapping Rotta. Amidala showed him Ziro's confession, and then negotiated Republic passage through Hutt space.

AFTERMATH
In 19 BBY, Padme was present on Coruscant when General Grievous and the Separatist army made an attack on the capital, kidnapping Chancellor Palpatine in the process. Though now pregnant with Anakin's children, the Senator still proved able in combat, helping to lead the evacuation of the Senate Apartment Complex. Once Palpatine had been rescued and Grievous's capital ship crash-landed on Coruscant by Skywalker, Kenobi, and R2-D2, Padme was reunited with her husband in the shadows of the Republic Executive Office building. It was at this time that an anxious Padme informed him of her pregnancy. She feared that if anyone found out, the Queen would not allow her to maintain her position in the Senate and that her husband would be cast out of the Jedi Order. Anakin assured her that the baby is a miracle, not a problem. Soon after, Padme began planning to raise their child on Naboo.

Padmé detected changes in Anakin after he has dreams about her dying in childbirth. Although she is dismissive of his visions, Anakin's fear of losing her led to his conversion to the dark side of the Force and transformation into Darth Vader; Palpatine had corrupted Anakin by promising him the power to prevent Padmé's death.

Padmé watched with increasing suspicion as Palpatine became a dictator, using the Clone Wars to amass vast emergency powers and gain control over the Senate and judiciary. Padmé later witnessed Palpatine declare martial law, transforming the Republic into the Galactic Empire and naming himself Emperor. Soon after that, Obi-Wan paid Padme a visit anfd informed her that Anakin had become a Sith Lord and killed everyone in the Jedi Temple, including the children. She refused to believe him, but still travelled to the volcanic planet Mustafar with Obi-Wan stowed on board her ship to see if what Obi-Wan said was true.

Upon arriving on Mustafar, Padme confronted Anakin, and begged him to flee Palpatine's grasp with her. However, Anakin had become mad with power and refused, instead saying that he planned to overthrow Palpatine so they can rule the galaxy together and "make things the way they want them to be". Padmé recoiled in horror, realizing that Anakin had indeed changed and helped Palpatine destroy the Republic. Just then, Obi-Wan emerges from the ship. Anakin accused her of betraying him, and uses the dark side to choke her into unconsciousness. C-3PO and R2-D2 later moved their fallen mistress into the ship.

After Obi-Wan defeated Anakin in the ensuing lightsaber duel, he took Padmé (along with the droids) to a medical facility on the secret asteroid base of Polis Massa, where Yoda and Bail Organa awaited their arival. Despite the efforts of medical droids, Padmé dies after giving birth to twins Luke and Leia, having lost the will to live. Even at death, she still held on to the hope that there is still some goodness remaining inside Anakin. In the meantime, the newly reborn Darth Vader was led to believe that Padme died by his own hand.

Following her death, Padmé's body was returned to Naboo and given an elaborate funeral ceremony, which was attended by an enormous procession of mourners. The Skywalker twins were hidden from the Emperor and their father; Luke was brought to Tatooine to be raised by Anakin's stepfamily, Owen and Beru Lars, and Leia was adopted by Bail Organa of Alderaan and raised as a princess.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 4: Mace Windu

MACE WINDU

Mace Windu was a Human male who was a prominent Jedi Master during the final years of the Galactic Republic. Hailing from the world of Haruun Kal, Windu served as one of the last members of the Jedi High Council before the Great Jedi Purge. On the Council, Windu was often regarded as second only to the Grand Master Yoda, though Windu was eight centuries Yoda's junior. Windu's wisdom and power were legendary, as were the weight of his words.

Widely considered one of the the best swordsman in the Jedi Order, Windu created Vaapad, the modern seventh form of lightsaber combat, and was one of only 2 people to fully master it (the other being Sola Bulq), and the only one of those two not to fall to the dark side.

Mace Windu served the Jedi Order his entire life, training numerous Jedi, including Depa Billaba, Echuu Shen-Jon, and Iguni. It was Master Windu who led 212 Jedi into combat at the Battle of Geonosis and defeated the infamous bounty hunter Jango Fett. He continued to serve the Republic throughout the Clone Wars, often on the frontlines of fierce fighting.

CLONE WARS TIMELINE

Six months after the Battle of Geonosis, Mace returned to his homeworld of Haruun Kal to track down his missing former Padawan, Depa Billaba. He was attacked twice in the capital city of Pelek Baw, but met up with a team sent by Depa to bring him to her. While trekking through the jungle toward Billaba, he managed to defeat three Sienar Turbostorm gunships, destroying two and crippling the third, in a masterful display of the versatility and lethality of Vaapad. Mace, along with four companions, were frequently in danger from the numerous hazards of the jungle and militia attacks.

Throughout his stay on Haruun Kal, Mace was often attacked, beaten, and injured by a variety of opponents. After meeting up with Depa, Mace resolved to bring her back to the Jedi Temple. He also had to deal with the powerful lor pelek Kar Vastor. After the militia launched an all-out attack on the Korunnai that Depa had been leading, he then devised a plan to capture the world for the Republic and battled Kar Vastor, spiritually facing the dark side. Mace would also duel his former Padawan after she succumbed to pelekotan, and won without actually defeating her.

Though Windu survived this trial and his strategy was successful, the memories of his return to Haruun Kal would continue to haunt him. Mace Windu, in Force-assisted dreams on Haruun Kal, accurately predicted the fall of the Jedi and the destruction of the Temple, in addition to the Yuuzhan Vong terraforming of Coruscant.

Near the end of the Clone Wars, when General Grievous attacked Coruscant and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine and attempted to transfer him to Grievous' ship, the Invisible Hand, Mace Windu went to rescue Palpatine, attacked the General, and used Force Crush on the plates covering Grievous's organ sac. This crushing of Grievous' organs, most particularly his lungs, mostly accounted for the coughing fits the droid general would face during the end of his life, and weakened Grievous' armor enough so that Obi-Wan could later defeat the General in the sinkhole planet of Utapau.

AFTERMATH

The Clone Wars had divided the Republic at it's highest level of authority, thus pitting the Jedi High Council against the Supreme Chancellor. Toward the end of the Clone Wars, Master Windu began to distrust Chancellor Palpatine and question his motives. The war was ending, yet Palpatine was taking more and more emergency control, even the Senate itself was becoming little more than an advisory board. By the aftermath of the Battle of Coruscant, the Jedi were on the lookout for ways of "peacefully" removing Palpatine from office, first by stating that the war would end with Count Dooku finally dead, then by promising to destroy General Grevious so that the Chancellor would no longer have a valid excuse to hold on to his extraordinary powers.

When Palpatine appointed Anakin as his personal representative on the Jedi Council, Windu fears that the move was designed to give the Chancellor a vote in Jedi affairs, and cast a key vote in denying Anakin the full rank of Jedi Master. Thinking pragmatically, Windu concluded that the Jedi Council would have to seize control of the Senate in order to secure a peaceful transition of power from the Office of Supreme Chancellor to the Jedi High Council.

When news of Kenobi's victory reached Coruscant, Mace felt ready to demand that Chancellor Palpatine relinquish his empergency powers at last. As Windu prepared for a meeting with the Senate chair to bring him news of the elimination of General Grievous, a distraught Anakin Skywalker arrived and confirmed the Jedi Council's greatest fear: the elected leader of the Galactic Republic was in fact the Sith Lord Darth Sidious. Master Windu ordered Anakin to wait in the Jedi Council Chamber for his return and boarded a gunship along with Jedi Master Kit Fisto, Saesee Tiin, and Agen Kolar to confront the Chancellor.

The 4 Jedi marched into Palpatine's office and Windu promptly announced that the Chancellor was under arrest, demanding that the Chancellor step down and face a trial in the Senate. Resisting arrest, Palpatine brandished his crimson red lightsaber and launched himself at the Jedi, quickly killing all three of Windu's companions and engaging Windu himself in a lightsaber duel. Windu's mastery of Vaapad served him well in countering Palpatine's dark side mastery, and he managed to disarm the Sith Lord. Anakin arrived while Palpatine, showing exhaustion, begged him for help as he was sowly deformed by his own Sith lightning, which was being deflected by Windu's lightsaber. Anakin pleaded with Windu not to kill the Chancellor, that it is not the Jedi way. Windu remarkd that Palpatine was too dangerous to be kept alive because he had control over the Galactic Senate and the Courts. As Windu prepared to strike down the Sith Lord, Anakin intervened by severing Windu's lightsaber hand. Shocked, Mace realized he had been too focused on Palpatine, and he had failed to sense Anakin's shatterpoint. Palpatine, now no longer seeming weakened, continued to hit him with another lethal torrent of Force lightning, sending Windu out of the chamber window and crashing to his death.

At fifty-three years of age and after decades of serving the Jedi Council, Master Mace Windu was dead. At a single stroke, Palpatine had removed one of the few Jedi who posed any threat to him and secured the allegiance of the promising Anakin Skywalker, who would be renamed Darth Vader. With Windu's death, the Great Jedi Purge had begun.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 3: Yoda

YODA


Yoda is a fictional character of an unknown tridactyl species from the Star Wars universe, who appeared in all the Star Wars films except Episode IV: A New Hope. Yoda was one of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters in galactic history, who was known for his legendary wisdom, mastery of the Force and skills in lightsaber combat. Yoda served as a member of the Jedi High Council in the last centuries of the Galactic Republic and reigned as Grand Master of the Jedi Order before, during and after the devastating Clone Wars. In his centuries of service to the galaxy and the Force, Grand Master Yoda had a hand in the training of nearly all the Jedi in the Order, including such luminaries as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ki-Adi-Mundi and Oppo Rancisis; all of which would come to serve on the Jedi Council along with him.

CLONE WARS TIMELINE

During the animated series Star Wars: Clone Wars, Yoda was made a General, like many of the Jedi Knights and Masters. Yoda escorted Padmé on their journey to an unspecified planet, but Yoda senses several Jedi in distress on Illum. Using the Jedi mind trick to convince Captain Typho to take them to Illum, Yoda saved two Jedi Knights and found a message from Count Dooku giving orders to destroy the Jedi Temple.

In the series' final episode, Yoda fights alongside Mace Windu to defend Coruscant, which is under attack from the Separatists. The two Jedi Masters realize that the battle is a distraction; Separatist leader General Grievous truly intends to kidnap Chancellor Palpatine. Windu went onto a Clone Hangar to try and prevent the kidnapping, but is too late. Obi-Wan and Anakin later suceeded in rescuing Palpatine from the clutches of Grievous.

AFTERMATH

During the closing moments of the Clone Wars, Yoda travelled to Kashyyyk to oversee the battle between the Separatist forces and a combined command of clone troopers and Wookiees. Through the Force, he feels the deaths of each of the Jedi as they fell vctim to Order 66. After swiftly killing the clone troopers instructed to kill him, he escaped from Kashyyyk with the help of Wookiee leaders Tarfful and Chewbacca, and returned to Coruscant, where he and Obi-Wan fought their way into the Jedi Temple to deploy a new code to warn any surviving Jedi to refrain from returning to the Temple. Inside, they discovered that every Jedi inside, younglings included, have been slaughtered. Via a holographic recording, they found out the truth that Palpatine was the Sith Lord they had been looking for, and that Anakin had become his new apprentice. Yoda decided to face Palpatine, sending Obi-Wan to battle his former Padawan on the planet Mustafar.

Though Yoda was, arguably, the most highly Force-attuned member of the Order, he was not flawless. It was partially due to his lack of vision and failure to recognize that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was actually responsible for the outbreak of the Clone Wars, and was in fact the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, that the Republic was overthrown and the Jedi Order decimated. Subsequently, Yoda battled Palpatine in an epic lightsaber duel that wrecked the Senate Rotunda. The fight ended in stalemate, in which Yoda was forced to retreat and go into exile so that he may hide from the Empire and wait for another opportunity to destroy the Sith.

Yoda was also instrumental in deciding the fate of the Skywalker children after Padmé died in childbirth, recommending that Luke and Leia be hidden from Vader and Palpatine in remote locations. About 22 years later, Anakin's son Luke Skywalker would arrive on Dagobah and begin training under the tutelage of Yoda. The year after, Yoda told Luke that his training would only be complete if he faced off against Vader one last time, before becoming one with the Force.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 2: Anakin Skywalker

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Anakin Skywalker is a protagonist and anti-hero of the Star Wars franchise. The original and prequel trilogies follow Anakin's rise as a vessel of The Force, his fall to the dark side, and his ultimate redemption. In the prequel films, Anakin is a child prodigy whose Force potential was discovered by Qui-Gon Jinn, and he was accepted into the Jedi Order as a Jedi Padawan to Obi-Wan Kenobi, and later became a Jedi Knight of legend. He was thought to be the "Chosen One" of Jedi prophecy, one who would bring balance to the Force.

CLONE WARS TIMELINE

At the time of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Anakin was promoted to Knighthood, following his heroic actions at the Battle of Praesitlyn. Anakin fought alongside Obi-Wan against the forces of Separatist General Whorm Loathsom on the planet Christophsis. While Obi-Wan and Cody drew the droids' attention, Anakin, Rex and Torrent Company took out the tri-droids. This forced Loathsom to retreat. Then a shuttle arrived with a young Togruta Jedi named Ahsoka Tano. She had a message from the Jedi Council, and had been assigned as Skywalker's new Padawan.

Unfortunately, Loathsom had activated an expanding deflector shield with his armies advancing behind it. Anakin and Ahsoka managed to sneak behind the shield by hiding beneath a box. After Ahsoka bumped into a droideka and alerted retail droids, they've destroyed the shield generator, allowing Republic artillery to finish off the droids. The Separatists on Christophsis then surrendered to Kenobi. Anakin and Ahsoka were reassigned on another vital mission - to rescue Jabba the Hutt's infant son Rotta from the planet Teth. Along with Captain Rex and Torrent Company, Skywalker scaled a high mesa under Separatist fire to reach a clifftop monastery. The pair escaped from Asajj Ventress, who had been holding the Huttling captive, and returned Rotta to Tatooine. The pair split up, with Anakin acting as a decoy for his young apprentice. Dooku, who had been negotiating with Jabba, intercepted Anakin and sent droids to intercept Ahsoka so that they would not be able to reach the Hutt and reveal Dooku's Sith deceptions.

After a short duel, Anakin stole Dooku's speeder and flew to Jabba's palace to save Ahsoka from his wrath. While Jabba was pleased to see his son returned, he still ordered both Tano and Skywalker to be killed. The intervention of Senator Amidala, who had found that Dooku had been working with Jabba's uncle Ziro, saved the negotiations. Furious that Dooku had deceived him, Jabba permitted the Republic to use Hutt hyperspace routes into the Outer Rim.

AFTERMATH
Anakin soon fell to the dark side of the Force, after havng killed Count Dooku in cold blood after a duel aboard the Invisible Hand. Later on Palpatine revealed to Anakin that he was the Sith Lord known as Darth Sidious, and gave him a proposal to join him if he wants to gain more power and learn the knowledge to prevent his wife Padme from dying. Anakin made the fateful decision by helping Palpatine defeat Mace Windu, and then pledged himself to the ways of the Sith. Anakin was re-christened Darth Vader, and his first mission was to lead the 501st legion of clone troopers to exterminate the Jedi in the Temple.

Afterwards, he flew to the planet Mustafar to wipe out the Separatist Council in order to mark the end of the war, while Palpatine re-established the Old Republic into the first Galactic Empire. Vader jumped to the worst of conclusions when he suspected Padme of betraying him by 'bringing along Obi-Wan to kill him', and gave her a Force choke before engaging in fierce battle against his former Master Obi-Wan. Vader's arrogance led to his downfall as Obi-Wan sliced off his remaining appendages, and Vader was nearly burnt alive on the shores of the lava rivers. Palpatine recovered Vader's burnt body and transported it back to Coruscant, where he would be refitted within a life support system and nightmarish armor. Upon learning that he had killed Padme in his anger, Vader broke free from his restraints and cried out in anguish and remorse, renouncing his former identity soon after. He then became the Emperor's right-hand man, and a high-ranking commander of the Imperial army.

Vader would only reclaim his humanity 23 years later during the closing moments of the Galactic Civil War with the help of his son Luke Skywalker, and fulfilled the prophecy by eliminating Emperor Palaptine, before becoming one with the Force.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Star Wars Clone Wars data 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi

OBI-WAN KENOBI

Obi-Wan Kenobi is one of the protagonists in the Star Wars film series. He is one of only four major characters to appear in all 6 live action films (in one way or the other). He is one of the greatest Jedi Knights to ever fight in the Clone Wars, and is best known as the mentor of Anakin Skywalker, and later on in life he would tutor Anakin's son Luke in the ways of the Force.

At the time of "Star Wars: The Clone Wars", Obi-Wan had already been promoted to Jedi Master status, following the successful Knighting of his former apprentice Anakin. The two of them led Torrent Company and Ghost Squadron with Captain Rex and Commander Cody on the planet Christophsis. After a furious battle, his former apprentice wiped out the tri-droids with Rex and the cannons took charge of the rest of the troops. The army retreated under General Whorm Loathsom's order. Following this, a ship arrived, carrying what was assumed to be Obi-Wan's next apprentice. However, it turned out that the Padawan named Ahsoka Tano was assigned to be Anakin's Padawan, not Obi-Wan's.

Soon after this Rex discovered that the Separatists had a deflector shield and the battle was reignited. While Anakin and Ahsoka set off to deactivate the shield, the Republic clonetroopers were outnumbered easily, and their cannons could not get through the shield, even at full-power. Within minutes there was a limited amount of clones, and Obi-Wan was surrounded by Whorm and his battle droids. He surrended, but was able to stall Whorm and eventually ring him by the neck threatening to kill him.

Skywalker and Tano were able to deactivate the shield and the battle became a Republic victory. Afterward, Master Yoda informed the Jedi that the Republic had been contacted by Jabba Desilijic Tiure, as he was willing to ally himself with them, should they locate and rescue his kidnapped son.

Yoda ordered Obi-Wan to go to Tatooine, so as to negotiate safe travel for Republic ships through Hutt Space, while Anakin and Ashoka sought out Jabba's son. Obi-Wan reluctantly began negotiations with the crimelord and was present when Jabba learnt that the bounty hunters he had sent to search for his son had returned without their bodies; Jabba then promised hyperspace routes in his territories for the Republic in exchange for his retrieved son. Obi-Wan reported this information to Anakin, who was on his way to Teth where Jabba's son had been located, before informing Yoda and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. It was suspected that the kidnapping was a Separatist plot, which aimed to turn Jabba against the Republic.

Obi-Wan arrived on Teth immediately, and found Rex and the army heavily outnumbered by battle droids. With his reinforcements, the battle was then even again while he went to search for Anakin, R2-D2 and Ahsoka. Unfortunately, he ran into Asajj Ventress whom he battled through the B'omarr Monastery. Eventually slicing through her saberstaff and throwing away one half, she gave up and called for a Vulture droid to rescue her.
Returning to his troops, he later learnt that Anakin had taken a B-Wing-like ship called the Twilight and had flown to Tatooine where he and Ahsoka had battled Dooku and IG-100 MagnaGuards, before giving Jabba's son back to him. After fending off the droids, he and Yoda took gunships to pick up the Jedi team, and Jabba confirmed passage through his routes.

AFTERMATH
Obi-Wan was soon granted a seat in the Jedi Council, but little did he know that the darkest times were about to come. By the end of the Clone Wars, while Obi-Wan battled (and defeated) General Grievous in Utapau, his friend Anakin had fallen to the dark side of the Force and become Darth Vader. Obi-Wan bested Anakin in combat on the fiery planet of Mustafar, and assisted Padme Amidala in delivering the Skywalker twins, Luke and Leia. Afterwards, Obi-Wan opted to be transported to Tatooine, where he handed the infant Luke to Anakin's stepbrother Owen Lars and his wife Beru, and then watch over him from the Jundland Wastes.

At the start of the Galactic Civil War, Obi-Wan saved Luke from Tusken Raiders and later revealed his knowledge of the Force and his participation in past galactic events, such as The Clone Wars. Obi-Wan and Luke, along with the droids C-3PO and R2-D2, make their way to Mos Eisley, to buy passage to Alderaan on the Millennium Falcon, a spaceship owned by Han Solo and his first mate, Chewbacca. However, before they could reach Alderaan, it was already destroyed by the Death Star on the orders of Grand Moff Tarkin. It was aboard the Falcon that Obi-Wan began teaching Luke some basic lightsaber lessons. After the characters initially mistook the massive Death Star for a moon, The Millennium Falcon was captured by the enormous space station's tractor beam.

After their capture, Obi-Wan sneaked into the core of the Death Star and disabled the tractor beam so that the Falcon can escape with the rescued Princess Leia. Obi-Wan then confronted Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel, 19 years after their last duel on Mustafar. As Luke and the others make a run for the Falcon, Obi-Wan sacrificed himself to Vader, his body disappearing entirely just as Vader's blade passed through his robe. Within the next 4 years, Obi-Wan would continue to guide and counsel Luke in his spectral form. The spectral forms of Obi-Wan, Yoda and the redeemed Anakin were seen watching over the Rebels on the forest moon of Endor, following their victory over the Empire.