Thursday, September 18, 2008

A to Z of MKP's behaviour

After much thought, I have decided to make up an A to Z list of terms linked to MKP's disturbing behavior... artistes' names will NOT be included here, not even MKP's favorite singer. This list was actually planned out during my one-month stay in Thailand btw... ;-)

A- ABOMINABLE, aggressive, arrogant, annoying, atrocious, ATTENTION SEEKER (proven!)
B- bitter, boastful (obviosly!!), BOOTLICKER (proven!), brainless, buaya
C- cam whore (obviously!!), cheating, CHILDISH, CORRUPTED, complex, conflicting, CRAZY (proven!), cunning, 'cute' (HELL NO!!!), 'civilised' (NOT!!), C***B**LIZED (YES!!)
D- despicable, detestable, dishonest, disgusting/dirty-minded, DISTURBING, degenerative, disrespectful, DUMB-ASS
E- EVIL, extreme, egoistic, English not good enough!!
F- fast-talking, filthy, foolish, f***tard, F**KIN' UGLY!!
G- gross, grotesque, GAY (possible)
H- HAO LIAN, HEARTLESS, HATED, 'humble' (NOT!!), 'handsome' (NOT!!)
I- idiotic, irritating, INFAMOUS (hell yeah!!), insecure, 'intelligent' (NOT!!)
J- jackass, jerk, joker (he treats everything like a JOKE!!)
K- KIAM PA (hence his nickname)
L- LIAR, long-winded (proven!), lustful (mostly over female artistes), too much in love with his own life!!
M- malicious, manipulative, man-whore (proven!), menacing
N- naive, notorious, NARCCISSIST (obviously!!)
O- over-confident, over-the-top, over-sensitive, OBSESSED (obviously!!)
P- paedophile (proven!), pig-faced, pretentious, proud, PSYCHOTIC, 'popular' (NOT!!)
Q- questionable taste (esp after meeting Xiaxue for first time), QIAN BIAN (see kiam pa)
R- resentful, retarded, rude
S- SIAO KIAH (see psychotic or crazy), selfish, self-centered, simple-minded, stubborn, SICKO, STUPID (obviously!!), 'sexy' (NOT!!)
T- terok, terrifying, two-faced, troublesome
U- undeterred, UGLY (obviously!!), uncaring, UNFILIAL (proven!!), unfocused, ungodly, ungrateful, unreasonable, unrepentant, UNFORGIVEN, UNFORSEEN
V- VENOMOUS!!! (so very true!!)
W- his posts are full of WTF and WTH
X- none, but he often Xs out his real name on medicine wrappers and cough lotions. Come on, most of us already know his real name by now, right???
Y- Y u so like that ah??
Z- ZERO ALL THE WAY!!!

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