Letter from the Devil (finale for Project MKP)

I feel this is a fitting end for Project MKP... many many thanks to Naomi for sending this email!! :-)

I received this "letter" from a friend just yesterday morning. This can really make you think. It actually made me really mad while I was reading it, but it made me realize some things. Plus,I had to send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it, but that last line... read it and you'll know what I mean.
I seriously hope this can serve as a wake-up call to people who have fallen too deeply in love with the desires of the world as well as themselves. This applies to incorrigible and rotten people like Mr Kiam Pa.

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or bother to pray before going to bed last night. You are so ungrateful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been "going steady for years", and I still don't love you yet. In fact, I hate you, because I hate God. HE kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. XDD

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the "good times" we've had. XDDD

We have been...watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, backstabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. XDDDD

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older than your actual age, and now I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. XDDDDD

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S. If you love me, you won't share this EVER!!! XDDDDDD